Reasons I Should Not be Allowed to Work From Home
Too many cushiony horizontal surfaces prime for nappage. 13 bowls of cereal today, all within a two hour period. Oprah. Total Request Live. Horizontal surfaces. Rabid Naked IMing� Shower? Why? Porn. Have you seen my couch and it’s lovely horizontal surface? That box of Wheaties is GONE. Passions. The nap after Passions. Too much time [...]
Listening
Massive Attack: Mezzanine
Reading
The Alchemist, Paulo Coelho
Enjoying
Sterling Design
How to Annoy Me
Compare buttermilk biscuits to muffins, as if there is no difference between the two, you wretched soul.
