the smell of my desperation has become a stench

Reasons I Should Not be Allowed to Work From Home

Too many cushiony horizontal surfaces prime for nappage.

13 bowls of cereal today, all within a two hour period.


Total Request Live.

Horizontal surfaces.

Rabid Naked IMing�

Shower? Why?


Have you seen my couch and it’s lovely horizontal surface?

That box of Wheaties is GONE.


The nap after Passions.

Too much time alone with two jars of Jif� Peanut Butter.

The nap to recover from all the naps.

I can lie down underneath my desk and no one is going to know. No one.

Justin Timberlake.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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