Reasons I Should Not be Allowed to Work From Home

Too many cushiony horizontal surfaces prime for nappage.

13 bowls of cereal today, all within a two hour period.


Total Request Live.

Horizontal surfaces.

Rabid Naked IMing�

Shower? Why?


Have you seen my couch and it’s lovely horizontal surface?

That box of Wheaties is GONE.


The nap after Passions.

Too much time alone with two jars of Jif� Peanut Butter.

The nap to recover from all the naps.

I can lie down underneath my desk and no one is going to know. No one.

Justin Timberlake.