Things I Plan to Cook With My Newly Obtained Kitchen Aid That I’m Not Sure How to Use
1. Betty Crocker Supreme cookie bar mix that I will pass off as homemade chocolate chip cookies made from scratch. 2. Canned chili 3. Barbecue ribs 4. Orange juice 5. Popsicles 6. Cheerios 7. Microwavable frozen enchiladas packaged by our friends at The Old El Paso. 8. Quaker Instant Oatmeal 9. Toast 10. Peanut butter [...]
Thinking
Your cat is dumb and ugly.
Listening
The Donnas: Turn 21
Reading
Fox Defends Airing Of When Jews Attack
How to Charm Me
Understand that Texans cannot, will not, and should not be considered real Southerners.
How to Annoy Me
Restructure the company and expect me to care.
