I Want My Demographically Legitimate Music Television
98.32% of the four days I’ve had functioning digital cable I’ve done nothing but eat Grape Nuts and watch MTV2, which according to the rapidly accumulating poundage on my thighs proves that indulging in said subscription is perhaps the worst decision of my adult life, right behind accepting a scholarship to BYU, but there aren’t [...]
Listening
The (International) Noise Conspiracy: Survival Sickness
Enjoying
Frank Sturges – Artist Representatives
How to Annoy Me
Answer the questions I ask outloud in my sleep. I’m not talking to you.


