I don’t drink nearly enough water. My parents never taught me about the benefits of maintaining a healthy level of hydration throughout the day, although my mother did help me develop a rather crippling addiction to Diet Coke when I was five. I don’t really blame my parents for what has now developed into chronic [...]
Bill O’Reilly needs an enema.
Nitin Sawhney: Prophecy
About burping out loud in that strategy meeting.
Help me remain calm when the Style Network airs a 30 minute special on Gisele Bundchen and her boobs.
Call me a racist. Dude, you’ve never met the Asian Database Administrator.