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9th Exhibition

Survival of the Species

I know that I’ll probably have a little more insight into this when I finally give birth and am able to hold my own child in my arms, but right now, now as I can barely sit up straight without feeling the thump thump thump of my heart in my ears as it signals the [...]

Feeling Guilty

For telling my 10-yr old niece that if she didn’t do what I told her to do then a tornado would come and take her away. I’m obviously going to be a great mom.

How to Annoy Me

Insert the phrase “Know what I’m saying?” in between every word of a five word sentence.

How to Charm Me

Argue with yourself in the shower, again and again, over whether or not it’s “Yo” or “Yao.”




The Museum of Anti-Alcohol Posters (via coudal)


According to this scientific study, I must be pregnant with 15 boys.

How to Annoy Me

Think for ONE second that I won’t bite your hand off if you reach over here and grab one of my french fries.