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Listening

Ben Folds: Speed Graphic

Another Reason I Probably Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Have Children

Yesterday afternoon while I was chatting with my friend in her living room, Chuck somehow managed to get himself stuck underneath her couch. I had put him in a down-stay, a command that is supposed to keep him in a still, prostrate position on the floor so that he doesn’t go wandering where little dogs [...]

How to Annoy Me

Call this website a “diary” or a “journal.” I prefer “piece of self-loathing, self-indulgent, narcissistic crap,” thank you very much.

Thinking

For the first time in my life I have an ass.