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Under your thumb

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9th Exhibition

Survival of the Species

I know that I’ll probably have a little more insight into this when I finally give birth and am able to hold my own child in my arms, but right now, now as I can barely sit up straight without feeling the thump thump thump of my heart in my ears as it signals the [...]

Feeling Guilty

For telling my 10-yr old niece that if she didn’t do what I told her to do then a tornado would come and take her away. I’m obviously going to be a great mom.

How to Annoy Me

Insert the phrase “Know what I’m saying?” in between every word of a five word sentence.

How to Charm Me

Argue with yourself in the shower, again and again, over whether or not it’s “Yo” or “Yao.”

Thinking

EVERYTHING SMELLS BAD.

Enjoying

The Museum of Anti-Alcohol Posters (via coudal)

Thinking

According to this scientific study, I must be pregnant with 15 boys.

How to Annoy Me

Think for ONE second that I won’t bite your hand off if you reach over here and grab one of my french fries.