First, there is the smiling. My God, the smiling! Not to mention the fact that she likes TiVo. She is the most remote savvy baby in North America. Oh, and she has hands, too. She starts piano lessons next week. Did I tell you about the part where she’ll sit in the swing without crying [...]
Poop so violently that it shoots out your diaper, up your back, and INTO YOUR HAIR. Who taught you that?
If your local grocery store doesn’t have any twinkies in stock it’s probably because I ATE THEM ALL.
The World of The Office
Elbow: Cast of Thousands
DotMoms: “The worst job I’ve ever done”
For pretending that my breast pad was a yarmulke and that my dog was Jewish.