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After Shower But Before Taking the Dog Out to Poop

“That’s a great look for you.” “What do you mean? The towel?” “Yes, the towel… and the glasses… and the shaving cream.” “Well, this is what I like to call my Important Look.” “Important? Is that right?” “That’s right. Important.” “I think Leta approves of your Important Look.”

Feeling Guilty

For finding a Cheerio in my bra and then going ahead and eating it.

Email: Poop

Hey Heather, Few people in the world will find this amusing…thought you might be one of them.  A co-worker told me 5 minutes ago that she was uber constipated while pregnant due to her triple dose of iron pills and the fact that pooping is a chore for her to begin with.  While giving birth — not [...]

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