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After Shower But Before Taking the Dog Out to Poop

“That’s a great look for you.”
“What do you mean? The towel?”
“Yes, the towel… and the glasses… and the shaving cream.”
“Well, this is what I like to call my Important Look.”
“Important? Is that right?”
“That’s right. Important.”
“I think Leta approves of your Important Look.”

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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