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Every comment should include the word “poop”

So it’s time to talk about some of the good things going on around here in regards to feedback I get from this site because my chi or my energy or whatever is all so negative lately that my four day pooping streak SUDDENLY ENDED. And just let me start by saying that I don’t [...]

Due Warning

A couple nights ago I took a look at my birth control pill case and realized I had only a few pills left until my period starts. So I turned to Jon and said, “On Sunday and Monday of next week I am going to be crying and telling you that the drugs aren’t working. [...]

How to Annoy Me

Scream as I pull a shirt over your head and stick your arm through the sleeve, as if this is some sort of new torture I am inflicting on you, as if you haven’t had a shirt pulled over your head EVERY SINGLE DAY OF YOUR LIFE. SUBMIT.