The Kids

yay i am not the only who who went..uh star spangled mat is SO not what i expected dooce to have in her house, but WHEW it’s not yours.
but anyway, hope it was a good thanksgiving!

hey! someone else is using my name! crap! need a new one!
this will NOT do.

I love how the dog always looks as though there is most definitely something more interesting going on to the left or right of the field of vision of the photo. Hilarious. You are so lucky to be blessed with such a beautiful daughter. Actually, now that I think about it, all the dooce readers are blessed. If Leta was an ugly baby and you showered us with pictures, it’d be a totally different story. I once saw this baby that looked like a monkey. No joke. She even had the small round ears. Then her mother says, “isn’t she adorable?” and what am I supposed to say? “no, she’s the most hideous baby ever. she looks like the spawn of a monkey crossed with your husband, who is also not an attractive man”

So in short, thanks to you and your family for being so damn aesthetically appealing. Leta is by far the cutest baby I’ve ever seen.

My mother has not only a Star Spangled rug in her kitchen but a Star Spangled Nauvoo rug in her kitchen. There’s a lovely shadow of the Nauvoo temple over the backdrop of a flag. Isnt that fucking sweet. I always tell her “isn’t it awesome that the government was behind the temple burning? Lets celebrate that by stepping on the flag/temple while we wash the funeral potatoes off of your finest china, mother.” I think her silence means that she can’t think of anything else to add to that comment since I’m right. Either that or she is trying not to cuss me out. No bishop’s wife would cuss somebody out on THANKSGIVING FOR HEAVENS SAKE!

Btw, Leta = adorable. I want to chew her cheeks up…but not in a scary way, thats just what I do to my kids and to cute babies.

the end

Bloody hell you get a fair few comments don’t you? This is a bit of a pointless one as that is pretty much all I’m saying presently. I could comment on your gorgous (i never could spell that word) site design as well but I think I’ll save that for another day.

She is very, very cute. THat shirt is fabulous!

What was the Thanksgiving picture?

i will never tell!

Hooray! I’m first to comment.