Methinks someone had too much cornbread stuffing and passed out

Yeah, i’m with the relative overload theory. He’s playing opposum. It’s a genius way to avoid questions like, “So, how’s school?” and “soooo, dating anyone?” and my personal favorite…”So George. We’ve heard you haven’t been stockpiling lately. Don’t you love Jesus??”

George knows you fucking love him! And we fucking love him, too. So does Bubba Bunny.

By the way, I heard an awful(ly funny when drunk) joke.

Little Bubba is learning to make sounds. Momma says to little Bubba, “what sound does a cow make?”

–Little Bubba says, “MOO, MOO!”

“What sound does a pig [humping a candy cane] make?”

–”OINK, OINK!”

“What sound does a duck make?”
–”AFLAC, AFLAC!”

Sad, sad, sad. But who else will I embarrass myself in front of than Dooce and her readers? )

Heather! Bunny rabbits don’t fuck, bunny rabbits make love.

Amanda B. You’re hilarious. But I think you’re confusing the issue. Rabbits fuck. Bunnies make love.

Ok, Fish is still AWOL. I think whoever said that DL had the guppy in the car (Sheryl?) may be right. Hope all is well…

GEORGE!!! Where have you been all my life you un-bearded stud you?

Excuse me. Bunny’s make SWEET LOVE.

Aaron, did you just imply that bunnies make for SWEET LOVERS?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

fuck! fuckfuckfuckfuck!

(george! we love you! you’re number 1!!!)

Aaron, I am not sure what you mean, but among other things that I want to erase from my field of vision, I am thinking of those Reese’s Easter Bunnies.

A commercial when I was a kid: “Hey! You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!”

You know what they say, Sheryl: “Once you’ve had chocolate, you never go back.” Or something like that…

Dooce, you are a lovely person. Don’t worry about too much if you can. I don’t think you are going to fucking hell. I think God is really into you.

Bunny love – right here, right now:

http://www.lebonze.com/playground/bunnylove.htm

Enjoy!

I like the fact that wrestling sites are being advertised. Since Cael Sanderson is a huge Mormon I suppose Google figured a Utah based site might drag the wrestlers in? Anyway, the season has started (Yay!) and the kids are up and rolling in earnest now. Maybe George could work some of that extra stuffing off with a few Greco Roman throws? Happy Thanksgiving to all! (Go Stoughton Wrestling!)

George!!! Of France!!!

GEORGE!

Yeah – like a Real Doll for rabbits! Except you can get them at Toys R Us.

Public service announcement on the proper uses for the word “fuck”

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fwordflash.html

my husband does that too, but he rolls on the floor in pain. Hi George!

Aaron – I was wondering that myself… a plush animal lays pretty low on the floor. Grinding that low can cause pain.

Breeder Game:
Object is to keep the bunnies alive by moving them off the electric fences and away from the fireballs that fall from the sky.
If you put them next to one another they’ll breed and multiply…

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/breeder.php

fuck, this is fucking funny!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fwordflash.html

Yeah MM, somebody just posted that!

Yeah MM, somebody just posted that!
Here’s the words – credited in some places to Monty Python and in others to Adam Sandler.

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ‘Fuck’.
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, ‘Fuck’ is the only word referred to as ‘The F word.’
It’s the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
‘Fuck,’ as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
The word ‘Flicken’ which means ‘To strike’.
In English, ‘Fuck’ falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance, “John fucked Shirley,” as an intransitive verb, “Shirley fucks.”
It’s meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as, “John’s doing all the fucking work.”
As part of an adverb, “Shirley talks too fucking much.”
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, “Shirley is fucking beautiful.”
As the object of an adverb, “Shirley is fucking beautifully.”
As a noun, “I don’t give a fuck.”
As part of a word, “Abso-fucking-lutly” or “In-fucking-credible.”
And as almost every work in a sentence, “Fuck the fucking fuckers.”
As you may realise, there are very few words with the versatility of ‘Fuck.’
As in these examples describing situations such as, Fraud: “I got fucked at the used car lot.”
Dismay: “Aww, fuck it,” trouble: “I guess I’m really fucked now.”
Aggression: “Don’t fuck with me buddy.”
Difficulty: “I don’t understand this fucking question.”
Inquiry: “Who the fuck was that.”
Dissatisfaction: “I don’t like what the fuck is going on here.”
Incompetence: “He’s a fuck off.”
Dismissal: “Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.?”
I’m sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately, so say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!

Dooce, I fucking love you. Keep on keepin’ on.

OF GEORGE!!!!

Hell, my friends got on my case for saying “fuck” too much during a poker game this weekend. Hello? Since when is it even POSSIBLE to curse too much when playing poker and drinking tequila shots? Besides, it was their fault for dealing such fuckin’ awful hands.

Anyway, I pity anyone whose prudishness blinds them from appreciating the hilarity and honesty and truth in what you write. Rock the fuck on, chica caliente!

Erin Said:
*… I don’t think you are going to fucking hell. I think God is really into you.*

He probably comes and reads your shit (pardon the pun) just like we do, because it’s funny & real.

And when he views the pictures you take with your talented eye and awesome camera he says, “yes, that is exactly what I want to see…a pig dry humping a candy cane.”

Keep it up Dooce! We love it!!