Methinks someone had too much cornbread stuffing and passed out

  • Amanda B.

    Yeah, i’m with the relative overload theory. He’s playing opposum. It’s a genius way to avoid questions like, “So, how’s school?” and “soooo, dating anyone?” and my personal favorite…”So George. We’ve heard you haven’t been stockpiling lately. Don’t you love Jesus??”

  • Jenny


  • Lisa

    George knows you fucking love him! And we fucking love him, too. So does Bubba Bunny.

    By the way, I heard an awful(ly funny when drunk) joke.

    Little Bubba is learning to make sounds. Momma says to little Bubba, “what sound does a cow make?”

    –Little Bubba says, “MOO, MOO!”

    “What sound does a pig [humping a candy cane] make?”

    –”OINK, OINK!”

    “What sound does a duck make?”
    –”AFLAC, AFLAC!”

    Sad, sad, sad. But who else will I embarrass myself in front of than Dooce and her readers? :o )

  • slick

    i ♥ george!

  • Amanda B.

    Heather! Bunny rabbits don’t fuck, bunny rabbits make love.

  • Sheryl

    Your expression of real feelings, about everything, ranging from wonderful to shit-ass awful, is more of a revelation of faith and hope for people than if you just tried to reassure them by being cute and nice.

    Sometimes fuck is the right word for the job. For emphasis. When it means something, fuck is a damn good word. *Fuck tha peer pressure*

  • the niffer

    Amanda B. You’re hilarious. But I think you’re confusing the issue. Rabbits fuck. Bunnies make love.

    Ok, Fish is still AWOL. I think whoever said that DL had the guppy in the car (Sheryl?) may be right. Hope all is well…

  • Leon

    And now, through the miracle of modern science, we take you inside George’s brain

    “HOLY SHIT! I’m going to BYU! I actually signed up and committed to attend BYU! Sweet Jesus, I need to sit down. I think I’m going to be sick”

  • mrs. george #2

    GEORGE!!! Where have you been all my life you un-bearded stud you?

  • Biggest Apple

    hey there Heather – in regards to “Family First”. If your site is evil than that must mean there is a complete lack of good and more importantly an absence of GOD. So then perhaps the question to ask them is – “Can there truly be an absence of God?” Personally I don’t think so. Remember – “Everytime a bunny fucks – an angel gets his wings”. or some shit like that :P

  • Aaron

    Excuse me. Bunny’s make SWEET LOVE.

  • Aaron

    (and I spell bunnies wrong…)

  • Sheryl

    Aaron, did you just imply that bunnies make for SWEET LOVERS?

  • Aaron

    At the very least for each other, Sheryl. As for you and me… well, that’s just a matter of taste… like chunky or creamy peanut butter. If you know what i mean.

  • Regan


    fuck! fuckfuckfuckfuck!

    (george! we love you! you’re number 1!!!)

  • the real kp

    fucking fuckfuckfucking fuckfuckfuck!

  • Sheryl

    Aaron, I am not sure what you mean, but among other things that I want to erase from my field of vision, I am thinking of those Reese’s Easter Bunnies.

    A commercial when I was a kid: “Hey! You got your chocolate in my peanut butter!”

  • Psycho Kitty

    The best Xmas card I *ever* got had this old silver-screen, silent-movie type picture of a woman kneeling by a Christmas tree, gazing adoringly up at its twinkling lights; the cover said, “Golly gee…”
    Inside: “Isn’t Christmas just fucking wonderful?”
    So I say, Merry Fucking Christmas to you, dear woman (and more fucking power to your bunnies).

  • Aaron

    You know what they say, Sheryl: “Once you’ve had chocolate, you never go back.” Or something like that…

  • lulu cornichon

    Fuck yeah, Dooce.

    You sure have your pants on the right way round. Just because people you love are knicker-twisted doesn’t mean they’re right.

    Keep it up, girl. You’re doing important work here (with just enough poop and horny bunnies to keep us all snorting our coffee)

  • Erin

    Dooce, you are a lovely person. Don’t worry about too much if you can. I don’t think you are going to fucking hell. I think God is really into you.

  • Krista

    heehee! Colace (laxative) is advertising on your site! How appropriate is that?!

    P.S. I’m getting George a membership to a gym for Christmas. I’m worried his heart won’t hold out until next Christmas.

  • christy

    Bunny love – right here, right now:


  • KS

    that p.s. was uncalled for, Krista.

  • discopitbull

    I like the fact that wrestling sites are being advertised. Since Cael Sanderson is a huge Mormon I suppose Google figured a Utah based site might drag the wrestlers in? Anyway, the season has started (Yay!) and the kids are up and rolling in earnest now. Maybe George could work some of that extra stuffing off with a few Greco Roman throws? Happy Thanksgiving to all! (Go Stoughton Wrestling!)

  • Heatheranne

    I bet George LOVES the fact that you are enjoying your camera so much.

  • ab

    George!!! Of France!!!

  • Sheryl

    That’s a sexual surrogate in that thar video! I didn’t know they had those for bunnies…

  • Mari


  • Aaron

    Christy: now, that’s what I’m talkin’ about.

  • christy

    Yeah – like a Real Doll for rabbits! Except you can get them at Toys R Us.

  • al

    Fuck is my favorite word; can be a noun or a verb and even an adjective. So many fucking uses for the word fuck, keep on fucking dooce!!!!!!

  • Sherly (aka Sheryl)

    Public service announcement on the proper uses for the word “fuck”

  • Kelli

    The *F* word, and bunnies and GEORGE, oh my!

  • Sarcastic Journalist

    my husband does that too, but he rolls on the floor in pain. Hi George!

  • Aaron

    Sarcastic Journalist– Are you talking about the picture, or the bunny video?


  • GirlA.

    Aaron – I was wondering that myself… a plush animal lays pretty low on the floor. Grinding that low can cause pain.

    Breeder Game:
    Object is to keep the bunnies alive by moving them off the electric fences and away from the fireballs that fall from the sky.
    If you put them next to one another they’ll breed and multiply…

  • Beth

    First thing’s first:


    Secondly, Dooce – I seriously hope you’ve got the “Happy Fucking Holidays” kits from Subversive Cross Stitch. I’m planning on doing one to bestow the joy of the season on my family!

    And yes, I wonder if Fish has spawned!?

  • montana mommy

    fuck, this is fucking funny!

  • jm

    Subversive cross-stitch is cool. I love their stuff.

    Dooce. You and Leta and Jon are welcome to hang out with our large East coast clan anytime. I think my father’s favorite word for this holiday is going to be “peckerhead.” That seems to be #1 so far on the list. They make very strong martinis too.

    When we’re feeling formal, we spell it “phuck”. Though one NAMELESS friend (who also scans your blog) has read this word aloud as “p-huck”. Sigh.

    What can I say. They are all Catholic and could be going to heaven OR hell, depending on who you ask.

  • Deirdre

    Yeah MM, somebody just posted that!

    Yeah MM, somebody just posted that!
    Here’s the words – credited in some places to Monty Python and in others to Adam Sandler.

    Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word ‘Fuck’.
    Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, ‘Fuck’ is the only word referred to as ‘The F word.’
    It’s the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
    ‘Fuck,’ as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
    The word ‘Flicken’ which means ‘To strike’.
    In English, ‘Fuck’ falls into many grammatical categories.
    As a transitive verb for instance, “John fucked Shirley,” as an intransitive verb, “Shirley fucks.”
    It’s meaning is not always sexual.
    It can be used as an adjective such as, “John’s doing all the fucking work.”
    As part of an adverb, “Shirley talks too fucking much.”
    As an adverb enhancing an adjective, “Shirley is fucking beautiful.”
    As the object of an adverb, “Shirley is fucking beautifully.”
    As a noun, “I don’t give a fuck.”
    As part of a word, “Abso-fucking-lutly” or “In-fucking-credible.”
    And as almost every work in a sentence, “Fuck the fucking fuckers.”
    As you may realise, there are very few words with the versatility of ‘Fuck.’
    As in these examples describing situations such as, Fraud: “I got fucked at the used car lot.”
    Dismay: “Aww, fuck it,” trouble: “I guess I’m really fucked now.”
    Aggression: “Don’t fuck with me buddy.”
    Difficulty: “I don’t understand this fucking question.”
    Inquiry: “Who the fuck was that.”
    Dissatisfaction: “I don’t like what the fuck is going on here.”
    Incompetence: “He’s a fuck off.”
    Dismissal: “Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.?”
    I’m sure you can think of many more examples.
    With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
    We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
    It will identify the quality of your character immediately, so say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!

  • elke

    family is the devil

  • Laura C.

    Dooce, I fucking love you. Keep on keepin’ on.

  • Chris From Ohio

    Sweet Fucking Orange-George

  • Margaret from Germany

    OF GEORGE!!!!

  • Sarcastic Journalist

    as i have no attention span, i dont understand the bunny video talk going on. i would be speaking of laying on the floor with too much food in the belly and a colon full of turd.

  • Tracy

    Hell, my friends got on my case for saying “fuck” too much during a poker game this weekend. Hello? Since when is it even POSSIBLE to curse too much when playing poker and drinking tequila shots? Besides, it was their fault for dealing such fuckin’ awful hands.

    Anyway, I pity anyone whose prudishness blinds them from appreciating the hilarity and honesty and truth in what you write. Rock the fuck on, chica caliente!

  • Dr. Johnny Fever

    If you are, indeed, an Instrument of Satan, let me just say that hell is going to be a riot. Boobs and constipation and whatnot. Oh man, I gotta get one of those Nikons before I die so I can take pictures of THAT wicked party. Hold my spot, Heather. I’m officially RSVPing.

  • Kristine

    Erin Said:
    *… I don’t think you are going to fucking hell. I think God is really into you.*

    He probably comes and reads your shit (pardon the pun) just like we do, because it’s funny & real.

    And when he views the pictures you take with your talented eye and awesome camera he says, “yes, that is exactly what I want to see…a pig dry humping a candy cane.”

    Keep it up Dooce! We love it!!

  • Jesus

    It’s true! Dooce, I think you’re great. Dad’s a fan too.