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Laura and Chloe…it was a Bugs Bunny cartoon that was doing a parody of John Steinbeck’s “Of Mice and Men”.
That cow definately needs colonic.And that Jeshua kid….well they all are bug eyed as he looks as though he is passing THE BIG BAD MOTHERFUCKIN’ POOP.
going to bed… late… sheryl… you’d be good at whatever you did… aaron – love you.. and your ginormous penis…
The “hug him and squeeze him” thing is from that big abominable snowman – when he wants bugs as a pet.
I think …
Ever heard of India…
they look like they’re going to eat him.
You are the perfec Straight Man or Straight Woman, in terms of comedy.
I want to do something other than my current job, am considering being a paid commenter on the Internet for $75,000 US dollars (to make up for loss of wages on said job if I happened to quit without any fucking notice and stop feeding the evil machine of corporate GREED from being part of my said life) but that is udderly irrefutably, crazy muthahfuckin ridiculous.
Watch out for that tree!
Anyone who hauls melt and plays with the kiddies is key in my book.
oh dear. is it wrong that i kind of like it? i mean, i DON’T really. but i kind of do. i like the baby Jesus. he looks cute. you can’t deny that baby Jesus is cute, can you? who would deny that? some mean evil person, that’s who.
hmm..now I understand
Thanks for explaining..and Im sure you could start a new job category..
A big guy on the floor with a little baby always screams “Awesome!!!!”
The animals in the photo, on the other hand, look “awestruck,” which is an entirely appropriate way for them to look in this context. I must say, this does not frighten me like the pig did.
Seems I drove everybody away !!
Hahaha .. I can reach all the numbers I want now..!!!
Nice detective work, lulu. I think everyone’s entitled to their own opinion, natch; but what I don’t get is why K, MrsAG1 and nG bother visiting this site.
I mean, it’s not like stories about GEORGE! are out of character with the rest of Dooce’s thoughts/postings.
This is a pretty positive place to be on a regular basis, so if the stuff you read is just too fluffy and whatnot, why bother coming back over and over again?
Where do you work, Sheryl?
For the record, I don’t think your site is fluffy, Dooce. Bunnies that make love are fluffy.
Yeah, Dipali, I will try. No Shit and whatnot.
I don’t know about fluff but I do like reading about whatnot.
Aaron, I almost didn’t refresh.
I work at massive corporate law firm.
I wanna smash the whole manger, baby included.
That sounds like fun.
Why are all of their butts in the air?
A big guy on the floor screaming *”Awesome!”* would scare the living shit out of the baby.
Unless he made some really cute high pitched sounds on either side of the scream, and whatnot.
Aaron, you just made me spray Poland Spring Mandarin Orange all over my 18 year old cat.
Where do you work?
I guess I would be awestruck too if I was a cow and I just realized that Our Lord and Savior’s Parents left him alone with a bunch of farm animals.
Hello child neglect!
I work for a very small technology consulting company. I’m not an attorney.
Do you work for Shearman Sterling? (That’s the only law firm I really know about..)
Some Mean Evil Person,
After I read your post, my son keeps asking me “why laughing, mommy?” again and again.
That’s the biggest one. No.
Another one, in Beantown. But I’m not going to be specific here. I DID read Dooce’s FAQ, ya know.
So you also gave up doing your Lit thang fulltime for tha man?
I was born in Seattle, btw…
I think Kano, AG1 and ng are all the same person all right -
Maybe he likes messin wit his posse. And the dooce. Evil, sweet, awesome genius.
No, still takin’ it from the man. I work in sales.
Wow…a funny nativity. I’ve never seen that. Looks like Red Grooms did it.
You know, for some reason I thought Carol was the attorney. I didn’t know you were, too.
Because I am married to The Sinister Minister, I have first-hand knowledge of what Jesus himself thinks on just about every subject (including the rigging of the last election–but I won’t go there), and I’ll have you know, Jesus would not want that cow to strike that pose, even for Him! That is freakishly un-natural.
Carol, well, she aint an atty. But I’ll let her choose or not to choose to get that specific.
I’m not either. I’m a business analyst.
If I was an atty I might be billing rat naw.
For George! c/o Dooce:
The horses in KY rarely do the type of calesthenics those nativity scene horses do, I think. If they do, we even have massage centers for them. Usually we sanctify, um, esteem the horse here in the Bluegrass. How’s that for shifting the center. Unfortunately, though, our state is the wrong color politically, but Lexington is a lovely oasis of attempted liberalism, sometimes. George! We need you!
Ahh! You should send me a picture.
Is that a groundhog on the lower right? I do not remember the story talking about the three wisemen following a hedgehog from the east.
Hmm I will think about it. I take about 50 pics a day, bit only about .00035 percent of the time of myself.
Wow. The Sinister Minister. He’s a superhero, isn’t he?
It’s a deacon! It’s an usher! It’s The Sinister Minister!
You mite not bleeve me. But I use a naming convention and wrote a script to compile the data. Ah know.
Is that a groundhog on the lower left? I do not remember the story talking about the three wisemen following a hedgehog from the east.
You should take more of yourself!
I think the animal on the lower left is a sheep that got squished by the box on which the horses are standing. Trapped worshipping a clay baby Jesus. The lower right animal looks like a chicken aghast at the divine whatnot.
You mean that’s an actual fact?
I just want to know which one is Mary and which one is Joseph.
I will leave that to others.
Must go to bed. BF likes sleep next to human being. Me likes BF.
Why are the animals so deformed?
It is a fact. I’m a math geek.
They melted. Someone got too close with the crack pipe.
Enjoy the BF
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