Alas, yet another Ceramic Abomination, this time: Baby Jesus!

  • Moxie

    Laura and Chloe…it was a Bugs Bunny cartoon that was doing a parody of John Steinbeck’s “Of Mice and Men”.

    That cow definately needs colonic.And that Jeshua kid….well they all are bug eyed as he looks as though he is passing THE BIG BAD MOTHERFUCKIN’ POOP.

  • Carol

    going to bed… late… sheryl… you’d be good at whatever you did… aaron – love you.. and your ginormous penis…

    evan…. dando….mmmmmmm…..

  • christy

    The “hug him and squeeze him” thing is from that big abominable snowman – when he wants bugs as a pet.

    I think …

  • Dipali

    Ever heard of India…

  • cindy

    they look like they’re going to eat him.

  • Sheryl

    You are the perfec Straight Man or Straight Woman, in terms of comedy.

    I want to do something other than my current job, am considering being a paid commenter on the Internet for $75,000 US dollars (to make up for loss of wages on said job if I happened to quit without any fucking notice and stop feeding the evil machine of corporate GREED from being part of my said life) but that is udderly irrefutably, crazy muthahfuckin ridiculous.

  • jlb

    Watch out for that tree!

    Anyone who hauls melt and plays with the kiddies is key in my book.

  • Sheryl

    Goodnight, Carol

  • honestyrain

    oh dear. is it wrong that i kind of like it? i mean, i DON’T really. but i kind of do. i like the baby Jesus. he looks cute. you can’t deny that baby Jesus is cute, can you? who would deny that? some mean evil person, that’s who.

  • Dipali I understand :D
    Thanks for explaining..and Im sure you could start a new job category..

  • Susie

    A big guy on the floor with a little baby always screams “Awesome!!!!”

    The animals in the photo, on the other hand, look “awestruck,” which is an entirely appropriate way for them to look in this context. I must say, this does not frighten me like the pig did.

  • Dipali

    Seems I drove everybody away !!
    Hahaha .. I can reach all the numbers I want now..!!!

  • the niffer

    Nice detective work, lulu. I think everyone’s entitled to their own opinion, natch; but what I don’t get is why K, MrsAG1 and nG bother visiting this site.

    I mean, it’s not like stories about GEORGE! are out of character with the rest of Dooce’s thoughts/postings.

    This is a pretty positive place to be on a regular basis, so if the stuff you read is just too fluffy and whatnot, why bother coming back over and over again?


  • Aaron

    Where do you work, Sheryl?

  • the niffer

    For the record, I don’t think your site is fluffy, Dooce. Bunnies that make love are fluffy.

    Oh Pierre!

  • Sheryl

    Yeah, Dipali, I will try. No Shit and whatnot.
    Night all.

  • Fluffernutter

    I don’t know about fluff but I do like reading about whatnot.

  • Sheryl

    Aaron, I almost didn’t refresh.

    I work at massive corporate law firm.

  • Some Mean Evil Person

    I wanna smash the whole manger, baby included.

  • Aaron

    That sounds like fun.

  • corie

    Why are all of their butts in the air?

  • Aaron

    which one?

  • Sherly (aka Sheryl)

    A big guy on the floor screaming *”Awesome!”* would scare the living shit out of the baby.

    Unless he made some really cute high pitched sounds on either side of the scream, and whatnot.

  • Sheryl

    Aaron, you just made me spray Poland Spring Mandarin Orange all over my 18 year old cat.

    Where do you work?

  • christy

    I guess I would be awestruck too if I was a cow and I just realized that Our Lord and Savior’s Parents left him alone with a bunch of farm animals.

    Hello child neglect!

  • Aaron

    I work for a very small technology consulting company. I’m not an attorney.

    Do you work for Shearman Sterling? (That’s the only law firm I really know about..)

  • Colleen from NJ

    Some Mean Evil Person,
    After I read your post, my son keeps asking me “why laughing, mommy?” again and again.

  • Sheryl

    That’s the biggest one. No.
    Another one, in Beantown. But I’m not going to be specific here. I DID read Dooce’s FAQ, ya know.

    So you also gave up doing your Lit thang fulltime for tha man?

    I was born in Seattle, btw…

  • Sherly (aka Sheryl)

    I think Kano, AG1 and ng are all the same person all right -

    Maybe he likes messin wit his posse. And the dooce. Evil, sweet, awesome genius.

  • Aaron

    No, still takin’ it from the man. I work in sales.

  • Super Turtle Girl

    Wow…a funny nativity. I’ve never seen that. Looks like Red Grooms did it.

  • Aaron

    You know, for some reason I thought Carol was the attorney. I didn’t know you were, too.

  • Darcie

    Because I am married to The Sinister Minister, I have first-hand knowledge of what Jesus himself thinks on just about every subject (including the rigging of the last election–but I won’t go there), and I’ll have you know, Jesus would not want that cow to strike that pose, even for Him! That is freakishly un-natural.

  • Sheryl

    Carol, well, she aint an atty. But I’ll let her choose or not to choose to get that specific.

    I’m not either. I’m a business analyst.

    If I was an atty I might be billing rat naw.

  • Lisa

    For George! c/o Dooce:

    The horses in KY rarely do the type of calesthenics those nativity scene horses do, I think. If they do, we even have massage centers for them. Usually we sanctify, um, esteem the horse here in the Bluegrass. How’s that for shifting the center. Unfortunately, though, our state is the wrong color politically, but Lexington is a lovely oasis of attempted liberalism, sometimes. George! We need you!

  • Aaron

    Ahh! You should send me a picture.

  • VenusManTrap

    Is that a groundhog on the lower right? I do not remember the story talking about the three wisemen following a hedgehog from the east.

  • Sheryl

    Hmm I will think about it. I take about 50 pics a day, bit only about .00035 percent of the time of myself.

  • lulu cornichon

    Wow. The Sinister Minister. He’s a superhero, isn’t he?

    It’s a deacon! It’s an usher! It’s The Sinister Minister!

  • Sheryl

    You mite not bleeve me. But I use a naming convention and wrote a script to compile the data. Ah know.

  • VenusManTrap

    Is that a groundhog on the lower left? I do not remember the story talking about the three wisemen following a hedgehog from the east.

  • Aaron

    You should take more of yourself!

  • Lisa

    I think the animal on the lower left is a sheep that got squished by the box on which the horses are standing. Trapped worshipping a clay baby Jesus. The lower right animal looks like a chicken aghast at the divine whatnot.

  • Aaron

    You mean that’s an actual fact?

  • Amanda

    I just want to know which one is Mary and which one is Joseph.

  • Sheryl

    I will leave that to others.

    Must go to bed. BF likes sleep next to human being. Me likes BF.

  • Jenny

    Why are the animals so deformed?

  • Sheryl

    It is a fact. I’m a math geek.

  • Sherly (aka Sheryl)

    They melted. Someone got too close with the crack pipe.

  • Aaron

    Enjoy the BF