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Feeling Guilty

For coaxing the dog into smelling a Sharpie marker so much that he started barking in soprano and licking the walls.

How to Annoy Me

Walk in the door after a playdate with your Goddess of Love, Emily, and give me a look that says, “You are not HER, and YOU’LL NEVER BE HER.” And then sulk into the basement for the rest of the day. I’ve got news for you, little buddy: I PAY YOUR BILLS.

Egg Nog Latte