Hammer time!

Actually, I think I was doing a rather bad interpretation of the Roger Rabbit.

  • http://shenuts.com sarcastic journalist

    …can’t touch this!

  • http://someadventure.blogspot.com/ Girl.A

    YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOT whut I neeed.
    Smokin Brontosaurus Dildo

  • Cheryl

    I am so glad that someone else enjoys the pleasure of doing the mc hammer dance. I also do lots of other dances and look horrible doing them. At least I have fun right? What’s the point when you don’t make an ass out of yourself?

  • http://symbioticfishes.blogspot.com Fish

    I knew you were lurking. You guys always come out of the hardwood-work around this time.

  • http://humanwrites.blogspot.com Dr. Johnny Fever

    I’m having flashbacks of a Taylor Dayne video.

  • http://www.veryzen.blogspot.com Amanda B.

    Metro. Still holding his board…

  • Anthony

    It’s funny how people stop making comments when they lose the chance of being first. ;)

    Is that a smile I see?

  • http://someadventure.blogspot.com/ Girl.A

    *Hard wood* ?

  • jastereo

    Are you aware how many people run home at lunch to convene the procedure after reading your monthly letter to leta. She is so…damn…cute we all want one!

  • http://symbioticfishes.blogspot.com Fish

    Like an oak.

    Strong like bull.

  • http://www.electricboogaloo.net tiffany

    Hahaha! Now that is a cool picture. Is the person on the righthand side dancing too? Or fleeing?

    What a beautiful letter, Heather. I know you don’t write them for anyone but Leta, but they really are a joy to read. I wish I had my act together enough to do something every month like that. I bet Leta’s baby book is updated regularly and has like pictures in it too, isn’t it? My poor kid is going to have to print out my website someday, edit out all the cursing and assemble his own baby book.

  • http://humanwrites.blogspot.com Dr. Johnny Fever

    Given an entire day to mull it over, I still think the round lamps in today’s pic look like Darth Vader’s balls.

  • midwifegoddessannie

    Laura take a pill honey… you must have a really slow computer ;)

  • http://someadventure.blogspot.com/ Girl.A

    Princess Leia: Into the garbage chute, flyboy.

  • http://invisiblegirl.org Erin

    At first glance I thought you were holding that dangling lamp. You look like you could be up on your toes like Michael Jackson, you know, except for the whole (alleged) child molesting thing.

  • http://symbioticfishes.blogspot.com Fish

    What kind of porn do YOU watch?

  • RazDreams

    I’m the FIRST to spot the nerd watch!!!

  • http://someadventure.blogspot.com/ Girl.A

    Who, me?

  • http://eyesaverted.blogspot.com/ Wicked H

    Dooce getting jiggy with it.

    You go girl!!!

    Happy New Year to one and all!!!!

  • just another hypocrite.

    hey um, heather,
    why is that many of Americans give significant amounts of money when something disasterous happens rather than give to the red cross ..or give to homeless shelters…or something for our ecology at any other time? and if we [ yourself for example] do give to these kinds of charities it’s usually a “trendy” yet much smaller amount? i guess we’re just liberal hypocrites with the best of them [repubs or ilk] huh

  • http://www.august95.blogspot.com August95

    Thats the way Heather. Dance like nobody is watching. Even when they are.

  • La Pixiatrix

    That is human nature, in part and not attributable to Dooce or to Americans as a group.

    Why the blaming controlling black and white argument? You realize you can’t win anyone over that way – only people who already agree with you?

    Reality is grey, dude.

    Public shaming is not an effective form of transformational education.

  • http://pinkpostit.blogspot.com Lauren

    It looks like you’re swinging in the lam like tarzan. Awwwwesome.

  • http://www.veryzen.blogspot.com Amanda B.

    People give money to the red cross all the time. Every day. If they didn’t there would be no funds when a disaster happened. Or when a homeless person needed a bed. Or when a kid needed food. The money that is needed IS there Because people give.

    If one of my clients gets to take their meds for another day so they don’t have a heart attack, then I don’t give a shit how trendy the person donating the money was. Just give.

    I’m shutting up and going to bed now. And La Pix mah love! You rock!

  • http://www.smockblog.com jules

    Awesome like a hot dog?

    Awesome like 10 million h ot dogs sir.

  • http://georgeboone.blogspot.com/ GEORGE!

    NEW MASTHEAD I’M THE FIRST TO COMMENT ON IT

  • http://www.itssonotaboutyou.com sporty

    LT? Where are you?

  • http://georgeboone.blogspot.com/ GEORGE!

    OH WAIT I’M NOT! who cares..

  • http://www.sissychong.blogspot.com Sissychong

    You go girl, shake whatcha momma gave ya!

  • Anne

    Hi Heather
    I think it’s great what you’re doing for Asia. A friend of my lost all his family (a big family, 6 brothers, 5 sisters etc, that’s normal there)
    anyway, I live in the netherlands, and here also are allot of acts to get money. Last weekend it was newyears eve, the pub were I work saved all the tips for Asia, and if you wanted to hear a song you had to make a donation of 1 dollar. In the end of the weekend we made more than 550 dollar!
    those people really needs us

    keep up the good work

  • http://humanwrites.blogspot.com Dr. Johnny Fever

    Is it me or do those bulbous lamps look conspicuously like Darth Vader’s testicles?

  • http://randomandodd.blogspot.com Kristine

    They have a catagory for best daddy blog and Fish, Metro and Blurb are not even on the list!

    Can we really take this ‘blog award’ thing seriously now?

  • Laura

    midwifegoddessannie: please dont take my happiness away. I was first!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://saladwhore.diaryland.com Saladwhore

    You look like that British girl in Bend it Like Beckham.

  • http://nylrebma.blogspot.com amberlyn

    the roger rabbit rules! AND, fun new game: hitting refresh on the browser just after dooce posts her new picture. 0 – 20 comments in just 2 seconds!

  • http://holyschmidt.blogspot.com Melanie S

    Come on GEORGE! keep up.

    Fish,
    About the reference to hardwoods. Have you ever heard the one:
    “Does she prefer carpet or hardwoods?”

    I made that up. I’m a loser.

  • Ashley

    Laura: you were so not first!

    Dooce: Laura’s right though, I always say I want a baby that looks like Leta.

  • http://www.yahoo.com FellaFromTheNorth

    LAST!?!?!?!

  • http://www.thisfish.com Heather

    Wow… and you’re not even biting your bottom lip! I hate when I do that… and someone catches it on film.

  • RazDreams

    Nope.

  • http://barbie2be.blogspot.com barbie2be

    love the new look heather. and, i gotta say… Leta is just TOO damn cute.

  • http://symbioticfishes.blogspot.com Fish

    Where’s Bob? I miss Bob.

  • Dazed & Confuzed

    OK those light fixtures need to be in my house – like…right now. Nice pose, Dooce! Everybody Wang Chung tonight, if you’re not busy.

  • RazDreams

    he’ll be back.

  • RazDreams

    If you look carefully at the picture, you’ll see that Dooce is actually in the throes of kicking a stupid anonymous e-mailer who sends her mean “advice.” A second after this photo was taken, she likely then pounded the e-mailer with her raised fist.

    It’s true: notice the wickedly happy smile on her face.

    ;-)

  • http://www.smockblog.com jules

    lol melanie.. that sucks! :) rock on!

  • http://lasadh.blogspot.com Sherri

    It does kinda look like you just jumped down off the ceiling.

    What were you doing up there? Reconvening the procedure?

  • http://www.yahoo.com FellaFromTheNorth

    Damn it! LAST now?

  • http://www.electricboogaloo.net tiffany

    OMG I am cracking up – what a weird way to be mean. Deny their firstdom even though they totally were first! Never ever allow them the joy of relishing in it. I wonder if we could ALL deny it and make poor Laura go insane.

    Laura, don’t worry honey, I believe you. Surrrre you were first.

    -giggle- this place is so funny.

  • http://danielleblog.com Danielle

    thanks to y’all, I awoke with various strains of 80′s dance music running through my head. (I put a blurp on my blog about it)

    Bob will be here any time now.

    ;)