Actually, I think I was doing a rather bad interpretation of the Roger Rabbit.
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…can’t touch this!
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOT whut I neeed.
Smokin Brontosaurus Dildo
I am so glad that someone else enjoys the pleasure of doing the mc hammer dance. I also do lots of other dances and look horrible doing them. At least I have fun right? What’s the point when you don’t make an ass out of yourself?
I knew you were lurking. You guys always come out of the hardwood-work around this time.
I’m having flashbacks of a Taylor Dayne video.
Metro. Still holding his board…
It’s funny how people stop making comments when they lose the chance of being first.
Is that a smile I see?
*Hard wood* ?
Are you aware how many people run home at lunch to convene the procedure after reading your monthly letter to leta. She is so…damn…cute we all want one!
Like an oak.
Strong like bull.
Hahaha! Now that is a cool picture. Is the person on the righthand side dancing too? Or fleeing?
What a beautiful letter, Heather. I know you don’t write them for anyone but Leta, but they really are a joy to read. I wish I had my act together enough to do something every month like that. I bet Leta’s baby book is updated regularly and has like pictures in it too, isn’t it? My poor kid is going to have to print out my website someday, edit out all the cursing and assemble his own baby book.
Given an entire day to mull it over, I still think the round lamps in today’s pic look like Darth Vader’s balls.
Laura take a pill honey… you must have a really slow computer
Princess Leia: Into the garbage chute, flyboy.
At first glance I thought you were holding that dangling lamp. You look like you could be up on your toes like Michael Jackson, you know, except for the whole (alleged) child molesting thing.
What kind of porn do YOU watch?
I’m the FIRST to spot the nerd watch!!!
Dooce getting jiggy with it.
You go girl!!!
Happy New Year to one and all!!!!
hey um, heather,
why is that many of Americans give significant amounts of money when something disasterous happens rather than give to the red cross ..or give to homeless shelters…or something for our ecology at any other time? and if we [ yourself for example] do give to these kinds of charities it’s usually a “trendy” yet much smaller amount? i guess we’re just liberal hypocrites with the best of them [repubs or ilk] huh
Thats the way Heather. Dance like nobody is watching. Even when they are.
That is human nature, in part and not attributable to Dooce or to Americans as a group.
Why the blaming controlling black and white argument? You realize you can’t win anyone over that way – only people who already agree with you?
Reality is grey, dude.
Public shaming is not an effective form of transformational education.
It looks like you’re swinging in the lam like tarzan. Awwwwesome.
People give money to the red cross all the time. Every day. If they didn’t there would be no funds when a disaster happened. Or when a homeless person needed a bed. Or when a kid needed food. The money that is needed IS there Because people give.
If one of my clients gets to take their meds for another day so they don’t have a heart attack, then I don’t give a shit how trendy the person donating the money was. Just give.
I’m shutting up and going to bed now. And La Pix mah love! You rock!
Awesome like a hot dog?
Awesome like 10 million h ot dogs sir.
NEW MASTHEAD I’M THE FIRST TO COMMENT ON IT
LT? Where are you?
OH WAIT I’M NOT! who cares..
You go girl, shake whatcha momma gave ya!
I think it’s great what you’re doing for Asia. A friend of my lost all his family (a big family, 6 brothers, 5 sisters etc, that’s normal there)
anyway, I live in the netherlands, and here also are allot of acts to get money. Last weekend it was newyears eve, the pub were I work saved all the tips for Asia, and if you wanted to hear a song you had to make a donation of 1 dollar. In the end of the weekend we made more than 550 dollar!
those people really needs us
keep up the good work
Is it me or do those bulbous lamps look conspicuously like Darth Vader’s testicles?
They have a catagory for best daddy blog and Fish, Metro and Blurb are not even on the list!
Can we really take this ‘blog award’ thing seriously now?
midwifegoddessannie: please dont take my happiness away. I was first!!!!!!!!!!
You look like that British girl in Bend it Like Beckham.
the roger rabbit rules! AND, fun new game: hitting refresh on the browser just after dooce posts her new picture. 0 – 20 comments in just 2 seconds!
Come on GEORGE! keep up.
About the reference to hardwoods. Have you ever heard the one:
“Does she prefer carpet or hardwoods?”
I made that up. I’m a loser.
Laura: you were so not first!
Dooce: Laura’s right though, I always say I want a baby that looks like Leta.
Wow… and you’re not even biting your bottom lip! I hate when I do that… and someone catches it on film.
love the new look heather. and, i gotta say… Leta is just TOO damn cute.
Where’s Bob? I miss Bob.
OK those light fixtures need to be in my house – like…right now. Nice pose, Dooce! Everybody Wang Chung tonight, if you’re not busy.
he’ll be back.
If you look carefully at the picture, you’ll see that Dooce is actually in the throes of kicking a stupid anonymous e-mailer who sends her mean “advice.” A second after this photo was taken, she likely then pounded the e-mailer with her raised fist.
It’s true: notice the wickedly happy smile on her face.
lol melanie.. that sucks! rock on!
It does kinda look like you just jumped down off the ceiling.
What were you doing up there? Reconvening the procedure?
Damn it! LAST now?
OMG I am cracking up – what a weird way to be mean. Deny their firstdom even though they totally were first! Never ever allow them the joy of relishing in it. I wonder if we could ALL deny it and make poor Laura go insane.
Laura, don’t worry honey, I believe you. Surrrre you were first.
-giggle- this place is so funny.
thanks to y’all, I awoke with various strains of 80′s dance music running through my head. (I put a blurp on my blog about it)
Bob will be here any time now.
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