Whole. Raisins. In the poop. Raisins she ate only two hours ago. WHOLE. UNDIGESTED. RAISINS. PRECIOUS. SENSIBILITIES. OFFICIALLY. OFFENDED.
Fart in the face of the physical therapist as she bounces you around on the exercise ball. Well done, grasshopper. Well done.
Just now NBC preempted the “Today” show for President Bush’s announcement of the new director of Homeland Security, and my immediate reaction was, “SHIT! They were just about to give us more news on why Brad and Jen split up. Goddamn Homeland Security.”