I cannot decide what to call this photo, will you help me?

  • http://honestyrain.blogspot.com/ honestyrain

    atta boy jon. you go girl.

  • Tracy

    Oh, Monica, that was just disturbing. Which, of course, meant I had to share it with everyone.

    As for the image title:
    Valley of the Hemorrhoids

  • http://www.livejournal.com/users/bookstar melissa

    ring of fire!

  • Kevin

    “Conversation with my unborn grandmother”.

  • Robyn

    Welcome to California?

  • s

    Tracy, er, that would be peaks of the ‘rhoids, not valleys, right?

  • http://www.kempland4u.com Gooooder

    fire crotch is a pretty good one

  • carol

    abuse of zoom

  • http://icexe.dyndns.org icexe

    How about: “A bunch of boring old dried twigs in a field waiting for something interesting to happen”?

  • Luis


  • Sarah

    Ugly Tree: Episode 1

  • MSH

    Call it:

    Landscape/Utah Jan 2005

    At least ten years from now you’ll remember what the hell it was.
    I enjoyed your website. Thanks.

  • http://sarahkite.blogspot.com SEK

    Squish: Thanks.

  • Melissa B

    “Behind Leta’s Eyes Circa 2020″

  • Hadley

    I think Dooce suffered from a case of trying to be too clever. Don’t worry about it not being perfect, just call it something boring like FIRE! Works for me; my opinion of dooce.com won’t change.

  • Why pretend

    Why pretend to understand the motives of Dooce? Sounds arrogant to assume the intentions or motives of the author.

    I can think of ten other reasons for the title of today’s pic, including the fact she may be bored out of her skull coming up with freakin titles for a bunch of strangers.

  • http://www.veryzen.blogspot.com Amanda B.

    Wow. Cynical much?

  • http://evil-stepmother.blogspot.com Evil Stepmother

    The Lovelier Aspects of Napalm

  • maggi

    “Red Line with Tree”


    How about…Crotchety Old Hag’s Fire Crotch.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…I know I know sighhhh….I can’t help it Im still laughing about that post! :)

  • http://www.cootersnap.blogspot.com Cooter

    Death Becomes Tree

  • Jessie’s Girl

    Wow, why pretend – why don’t you just FREAK OUT!

  • http://9moonsago.com Amy

    To Charlie RE: Comment #154

    Did you know that, despite not agreeing with Mormon practices or beliefs, the Dooce branch of the Armstrong family has several beloved family members who are, in fact, Mormon?

    I’m really not hatin’..(cause if I was I’d be sayin stuff like “DUDE, STEP OFF”..but I’m not.)
    Just thought I’d mention it… in case you didn’t know.

    That having been said..I totally know you were joking. I just like to possibly induce brief periods of guilt..it’s a Catholic thang…

  • tif


  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    Speaking of Catholics (I am a non practising one) I was thinking about mormon underwear (while doing the dishes) and though that WE TO! have our own. They are called Boy Shorts.

  • Tammy

    Simply nature-

    That is what I would call it! That was my 1rst thought when I saw this photo! Where was this taken?

  • Cristin

    forgive my ignorance, but what is “mormon underwear” anyway?

  • Ms. Belle

    Got it:

    “Heather gets pissed”

  • http://www.onechildleftbehind.com/blog.htm brando

    imaginot line

  • Paul H

    Hey whats up I would just like to say your site is quite entertaining and if it wasn’t for my girlfriend Kaylee i wouldnt even know about it anyways a title. How about “The Depths of Mordor” because not only is it a sweet lyric from a Led Leppelin song it really looks like Mordor. I might be a dork for liking Lord of the Rings but they truely are a great series of books and movies.

  • http://humanwrites.blogspot.com Dr. Johnny Fever

    My wife and I have had that same “pushing it” conversation during sex a few times.

  • JT

    Cream of Carrot Soup River and Pretzel Twigs

    I think I’ll go get a snack.

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    Google mormon underwear. All the cool kids are doing it. You may see a nude photo or two so consider yourself warned.

  • http://ladybug4791.tripod.com/ladybug/ LadyBug

    *Mrs Strizzay*

    Sorry, I’ve been away from the computer for several hours, and here you’ve been confused all this time, just waiting for my return. (I’m kidding, of course.)

    What I MEANT was…I left a comment on yesterday’s Dooce photo page in response to YOUR comment about the “position of the week.” I just went back and looked…I left it at 3:46 pm. Although it doesn’t seem nearly as funny, now that we’ve had all this back-and-forth over it, LOL.

    And no, the John Candy comment on your blog had nothing to do with jackhammering and everything to do with your mom’s new ta-tas.

    Hope that clears everything up…you know, except for those lingering questions about how the hell that position is supposed to work!

  • http://someadventure.blogspot.com/ Girl.A

    Including the head phones, loud techno music, shouting and whispering, and the bystanders?

  • Kate

    Hot Forks of Displeasure!!

  • Lisey

    woah, googling for mormon underwear turned out to be quite a scary undertaking…but has revitalised my titling abilities:

    “Nudescape”, otherwise Im sticking with my “Frigid Ridge”, “Unearthed”, or the timeless “Untitled”…

    now, back to my search…this stuff is laugh-a-minute!

  • Twig Fiddler

    “Masturbation is a sinful habit that robs one of the Spirit and creates guilt and emotional stress. It is not physically harmful unless practiced in the extreme. It is a habit that is totally self-centered, and secretive, and in no way expresses the proper use of the procreative power given to man to fulfill eternal purposes. It therefore separates a person from God, and defeats the gospel plan. ”


  • http://humanwrites.blogspot.com Dr. Johnny Fever

    Indubidably, Girl A. We both have to chug a six-pack of Propel water before we start, too.

  • http://someadventure.blogspot.com/ Girl.A

    My image of you is now forever changed.

  • http://www.veryzen.blogspot.com Amanda B.

    See? See what I was saying about Les Nessman!?!

  • http://someadventure.blogspot.com/ Girl.A

    Amanda B,
    If you mean Les would not be caught dead putting on a live sex show on an eliptical trainer at the gym, yes, I see what you mean.

  • http://www.snook.ca 01234

    _Does Your Ass Feel Like This? Itchy? Burning? Inflamed? Rash?_ If so, visit dooce.com, where science has shown that dog saliva works wonders on raw butt-crack.

  • http://humanwrites.blogspot.com Dr. Johnny Fever

    I’m curious to know what your image was of me before, Girl A.

  • Ceylon

    Neopolitan Autumn? Roffle.

  • Kerri

    Where poop goes to die…

  • DTG231553KJANO5

    The Bare Necessities and Beyond

  • http://geocities.com/blondiebearbot2/ Spikebot


  • stormy

    Run Bambi, run!

  • Lisey

    Im still wracking my brain and doing every type of eye squint possible but STILL NO VIRGIN MARY!

    …someone please help…