Self portrait Wednesday is in da house

Where is your self portrait, yo? According to Amanda B. (oh, and Mihow!) y’all need to bring it.

  • Circus Kelli

    Fish: in an effort to be PC, what about womanasses and manboobs?

  • Amanda B.

    Sweet Ern knows not of what she asketh…

  • Effie

    I’m #300!!

  • Dang Cold..

    Hey I got your meaning Fish and I’m canadian :)

    I also miss the point alot in many cases. Southern Comfort ya know…

  • spoonleg

    I am indeed spelunking right now, but I’d rather be playing your pink guitar with my altoid.

  • Circus Kelli

    Canadian Amy, as long as you don’t puke on my carpets or furniture (or, God forbid, the motorcycles) you’ve got a deal. Oh, and lemme tell you, you never want to puke after washing Skittles down with nearly a whole bottle of Ballatore. Yeesh.

  • Fish

    CK, was that the War of 1812?

  • Closet Metro

    I was thinking more of the motion of strumming than of the shape of the instrument.

  • trofs

    Circus Kelli: thanks. the picture made me think of this poem (one of mine) from a few weeks ago…

  • Mrs.Strizzay

    Lmao Amber, you like most pregos I know…pissed the fuck off!

  • AndiMAC

    Jeez I need to staart commenting earlier so I dont have 500 people’s comments ahead of me…

  • CanadianAmy

    CKelli and STrizz,

    Can I come to yourses places with some Wildberry Vodka cooler? It’s been years since I got hammered on it and puked bright purple, and I am thinking we could have some funz.

  • LadyBug

    Circus Kelli: I have brown eyes, hubby has blue. Older daughter has blue, younger daughter has brown. Baby son was the tiebreaker. His have turned into the most beautiful blue I’ve ever seen. (Not captured very well in that photo.)

    Is my comment thingy still not working?

  • Annejelynn
  • Nathan Logan

    Okay, I just had a cool idea, inspired by DoubleDooce and this whole self-portrait idea. I could make a spot on my site where ppl could upload their self-portrait and then create essentially a dynamic photogallery with everyone who had uploaded their photo. It’d be neat to see the people who had been there as a permanent fixture…

    Good idea or lame?

  • dänika

    beautiful! and I love the frame of that mirror. :)

  • Girl.A

    hmmm I think pink guitar could go either way so to speak.

    Waxing my guitar, polishing my guitar…

    Gotta tune my guitar, the strap broke on my guitar…

    I got a new electric guitar, and it really sings when I play it with one of those blue balls wah wah pedals…

  • Circus Kelli

    Striz: *WE* don’t have bikes, Hubby does, and they’re not hogs, but they’re Kawasakis and Hondas. I like the Honda Valkyrie the best.

    Heh, and I’m pretty sure you could drink me under the table. I’m a lightweight, but I’d be right there with you mocking people I don’t like until I puked or passed out.

    Should we invite anyone else? :)

  • carolina

    that’s great about your dad.

    and i must say…you’re hair is long! is that a recent picture?

  • Ern

    Wait, I haven’t seen the dentata link! Someone direct me!

  • Circus Kelli

    Dang Cold: So do you only have an hour or so left at work? Lucky Canadian Duck.

  • Manassas

    Aha…aha…yes, yes, I see it now. :)

    Er…carry on. I don’t have a baby or family so I can’t comment on most of the things here…so I got all excited for a minute that the comments were turning to history.

    Color me…sheepish! :)

  • Closet Metro

    I think “strumming the pink guitar” sounds more like a “female activity” than “male”

  • Circus Kelli

    trofs: Whoa. Lovely. Are those lyrics to some song, or is that off the top of your head or what?

  • kerry
  • Ern

    But a male is shaped more like a guitar.

  • Dang Cold..

    gee whiz I’ve spent so much time here today I started to type an email to a co-worker and I was typing it in the little box at the bottom of the page. after about 3 words I was like “WHOA!!!”


  • Circus Kelli

    Fish: History was never my strong suit. :) I was hopin you could tell me.

  • Kells

    I’m curious, do you actually read all the comments you receive everyday – because there are a shitload??!!!

  • Trance

    Here’s me with my “second child”, holding the digital camera in front of my face.

    Good to see all of you folks.

  • Mrs.Strizzay

    I totally self portraited my hot ass.

  • Amanda B.

    Shax- very nicely said.

    Metro- “The Pink Guitar and the Quacking G-String” would be a great name for a band.

  • kristine

    Rockstar Mommy! I haven’t seen you on here in awhile!

    I am SO glad you posted today, now I just have to bookmark you and catch up with your writing since the last time I read it.

    I swear, you guys keep me busy!

  • LadyBug

    Nice photo, Kerry. I like your mirror stickers.

  • Annejelynn

    oh no no no – I saw it already

    don’t refresh my memory of the link


  • Henryk_DTG170740KFEB05

    Not bad…….not bad at all!

  • Mrs.Strizzay

    I liked her stickers too. i let my kids put pre approved sticker son things. Mymom would never let me. So take THAT mom!

  • Ern

    CM-that’s disappointingly tame. I think we should make it dirty from here on in. (I’m gonna play my husband’s pink guitar!)

    On Sex and the City, Carrie dated a jazz bass player who would “play” her like the standup bass…you get the jist…

  • Mrs.Strizzay

    And…how do you match your shirt to your napkin?

    And…your bathroom tiles ROCKS!! hehe

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Kerry I love your self portrait. I love the magnetic poetry on the mirror.

  • Annejelynn

    okay, I can spell VA-gi-na

  • RockStar Mommy

    Striz & Nathan, how could I forget those? I’m such a fool.

    While we’re at it, let’s not forget to add to Heather photos: “GIRL, YOU ARE SKINNY!”


  • Dang Cold..

    kool glasses kerry :) Lenscrafters?

  • Closet Metro

    Girl.A – show Annejelynn the dentata link. (I’m over the nightmares now)

  • Nathan Logan

    RockStar – you forgot:

    Jon: Yummy bearded blah blah

  • Circus Kelli

    Ladybug: I saw one comment there, but when I tried to post, it hiccuped and my post was lost.

    They have lovely eyes, all of them.

    Both my Hubby and I have brown eyes. Our first born has the bluest eyes we’ve ever seen. We couldn’t figure out how that happened.

    Bio-Mom solved the mystery for us when she told me my Bio-Dad has blue eyes like that.

  • Annejelynn

    oh, wait? pink guitar is NOT some perverse reference to beating off?

  • trofs

    some mornings

    daughter hurt, crying, this morning,
    parents fighting as parents sometimes do
    daughter sees and hears more than we know, and
    she tries to comfort me and this,
    destroys me.
    she does not want me to go to work
    wants me to stay
    not leave
    and I tell her softly about money
    and bills, and mortgages and that
    this is why I work, and that
    her job, is to play as hard as she can
    and still she needs hugs and kisses
    needs to blow kisses, and needs
    more hugs, and
    there is no way I will ever be able
    to deny her these simple things
    no matter how rushed, busy,
    or stressed by life.
    I am here, standing beside the car,
    my insignificant heart torn in two,
    this lovely daughter in my arms,
    this small Buddha-girl,
    and I am late
    and she
    becomes the world.

  • Relentless Christian Amber

    Mrs. Strizzay,

    Yep, I do looked pissed off, don’t I? But the funny thing was, I wasn’t. I think my face automatically goes into “camera mode” whenever I get pictures taken of myself. “Camera mode” ranges from ‘pissed off’ to ‘retard’.

    Ladybug, light brown? oh. I get ya though. I always thought highly reflective hair was pretty, but you better watch out, as it might blind you on sunny days.

  • Annejelynn


    *vigina dentata* ??????????????????!

    Today’s “Self-Portrait Day” has opened up avenues of, um, discovery far beyond my imagination…