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Demo: How to be a Dork

Being in the All-State Chorus and President of the Honor Society and Secretary of the French Club and graduating with the highest average in your high school’s history all while your peers nickname your hairdo The School Mascot and then having the audacity to argue that evolution MUST be false because the Book of Genesis [...]

Oh say can you suck!

Ever since yesterday’s post about the Mormon Articles of Faith (and sucking it), I’ve been reminiscing about all the old propaganda songs I learned in my youth, songs that taught me all the books of the New Testament in order (“And to the Heeee-brews!! Epistle ooof Ja-a-a-a-ames, Peter, Peter, JOHN JOHN JOHN!) and “We just [...]

Trying so hard not to fall asleep while standing up