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Just don’t try to use the lipstick when Chuck’s done with it.
I love the Chuck and the Mouse!
cathi – you so totally rock!
Greenthumb — I think you’re safe. If there’s anyone on this comment board who’s the next target for a fork of lightning, I’m pretty sure it’s me.
Blasphemy, schlasphemy. If the Big Guy didn’t put a hot bolt through the heart of Dahmer or BTK, I reckon we’re all pretty safe.
Yes – I’ve done the Dance of the Pooh with my daughter, too. (How appropriate after my last post!) Fortunately, her daily crap is usually done for her babysitter. She also likes to roll over and stick her cute little butt in the air.
I hope you don’t get forked, Bucky.
LadyBug – The Winnie the Pooh movie was the third DVD I bought (first two were two different version of Monty Python’s Holy Grail, since I discovered after buying the first that I didn’t get the one with the Lego version of “Knights of the Round Table,” but I digress). We’ll have to watch it this weekend.
Mouse! Is there anything *you* have to confess? Hmmmm?
I am completely loving that pic and laughing at all of the Catholic thingees everyone’s been typing. heehee. I am a “recovering Catholic”. Went to Catholic grade school and went to Church 6 days a week for many, many years.
I think I have gotten alot of the Catholic-ness out of my system via years of therapy, but I still feel enormous amounts for guilt for 1.) basically everything I enjoy and 2.) Everything I don’t enjoy 3.) The talents, qualities and things I have 4.) The qualities, talents, and things I don’t have.
And if the priest would have brought a dog into mass instead of just complaining that collection baskets weren’t full enough, then I probably would have kept going. And the dog might have kept the priest so busy, he wouldn’t have had time to sexually abuse the alter boys. Out of 9 perishes in the area I grew up, 8 of them had priests removed.
Haven’t read the comments yet but Dooce, How Cool Are You to make the cabinets appear to be a cross… maybe this is a miracle, like the Mary sightings?
*ducks, runs from a smiting*
Yeah I can see both sides of the speculation of reasoning for Thompson suicide. And I don’t think we’ll ever know. People often don’t say what they mean, or in my case don’t know how they feel.
There were many years when I thought everyone should have the right to suicide, and I still believe that. But I no longer want to die all the time – and I’m no longer telling myself that it won’t hurt anyone else “that bad” if I did.
It may be perfectly rational that someone check out of his life, and his loved one’s lives, because there wasn’t anything else to contribute. That he didn’t enjoy life enough to live tells me he wasn’t feeling great.
There is a quote I read somewhere that logic can help you make bad decisions with confidence.
amen. spectacles, testicle, watch, wallet, gooooo god!
To Ladybug (everyone else please ignore, sorry): Any clue why I’m unable to post a comment on your site? I’ve tried 2 different days and it goes through all the steps and I hit Post Comment but then it doesn’t show up. Do I need to know the secret code word or something?
I’ll vouch for that one…who else could of thought to give people red hair and freckles? Sure other people get some freckles, but redheads got the lions share. My grandma used to tell me they were angel kisses, one day I told her I must of been molested and I thought she was going to wet herself.
If GOD is a D.J.,
Life is a dance floor,
Love is the rhythm,
Then you are the music.
If GOD is a D.J.,
Life is a dance floor,
you get what you’re given
It’s all how you use it.
GET YOUR ASS ON THE DANCE FLOOR NOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
This is not blasphemous at all! Doggies are creatures of God – remember St. Francis – he’s the patron saint of animals. And God knows that most communion wafers or bread taste like crap, so I am sure he approves of the Frito. When I was a child and had my first communion in the Ukrainian Orthodox Church, my mother warned me that the communion bread didn’t taste so good, and to make sure I ate it without scrunching up my face in disgust. I remember thinking “Well if it really is the body of Christ, it can’t taste all that great”. Well it didn’t. One of the other girls getting her First Communion obviously wasn’t warned and stuck that bread in her mouth and started gagging. If we only knew then that Fritos would suffice.
GOD wants you to shake your ASS.
Greenthumb sayeth of his freckles: “My grandma used to tell me they were angel kisses, one day I told her I must of been molested and I thought she was going to wet herself.”
Dude, if you ever change your mind about girls, you know where to find me. . .
They were talking about you on Fox News. Talking about blog and firing. And that the word “dooced” came from your site.
You’re getting lots of publicity. It’s insanely cool.
And the Chuck picture is great. The tongue!
greenthumb, love the angel molestation!
katiebbaw, Amen, sister! Testify!
Does God really want me to shake my ass? It’s not that pretty of a site.
Colleen from NJ: How Cool Are YOU, my friend, to be the first one to spot the cabinet-cross in the background!? I had to scroll back up to check it out.
“And behold, she did see-eth the sign of the cross in the cabinetry. And it was good.”
Yeah, and the guy at PCMag.com that was on Fox couldn’t explain why “dooced” meant fired. I had to laugh at that. Fortunately the producer was able to whisper in Shep’s ear what it meant. Talk about half-assed research.
Yay chuck! funny picture:}
hi kalki – i know your comment is for ladybug, but
do you have a pop up blocker?
i have one on my computer, and i have to disable the blocker if i want to leave a comment on ladybug’s site.
Yup, thanks Heather. I was wondering if Chuck still matched your cabinets, or if the patina on the cabinets had darkened them any.
I know how hard you and Jon worked picking out a cabinet color that is the exact match of your dog.
p.s., I don’t know what Mormons say, but Catholics say “Body of Christ…”
p.p.s. my inner altar-boy is now cowering in fear.
Body of Christ?
I started out the good Mormon son and gave you monkey beautches a good run. Even went on a Mission for 2yrs to try and “SAVE” myself. That was stupid…I was with a male companion 24/7. What was I thinking?
Oh the road I have travelled.
I had to laugh at that too. The two guys just laughed because they couldn’t figure out what they were talking about for a few seconds.
Wow, I hadn’t even noticed the cross of the cupboards in the background! Very nice.
What does Chuck drink in place of wine?
Click name for equal oppurtunity sexism!
Mouse, do you know how many of us dooceaholics love when you post a comment?
Bucky and Striz you guys make me laugh and I can’t believe you can comment all day.
Sexy muthafucka shakin’ that ass,
Shakin that ass,
Shakin that ass.
God Bless Prince
I might get smote for this…but Uppercase GOD, how could you not notice the subliminal Christian message embedded in Lucky Charms?? Sure, the marshmallows pull you in, but the simple dry stuff (which outnumbers the ‘mallows 10-to-1) kicks the subconscious’ ass.
jp–rumor has it that HST’s health was failing, and that he’d been planning this for a while (his wife has recently said she wished she’d been more supportive in his choice–probably because he shot himself while he was on the phone with her…that’ll learn her!). Also, several friends and associates have said over the years that they (and HST) always expected that would happen–it was just a matter of when.
I love Chuck!
amberlyn, I do have the pop-up blocker enabled on my browser. I will disable and try it. THANKS!
I presume you’re feeding Chuck one of his anal sacks in that photo.
Well, doesn’t it beg the question that if you’re going to do a news story on “getting dooced” that you’d find out what it meant before going on the frickin’ air??? Helllooooo?
whatever that is looks goood…damn good
It didn’t work. I don’t get it. It worked for Dang Cold, dang it.
I hope you and the Avon World Sales Leader either cleaned up the Leta mess, or left a big fat tip. Nothing worse in the serving world than kids like that (regardless of the cute quotient) whose parents leave the mess and 10%. Ugg, made me quit serving.
Figured it out – employer’s web filter won’t let me post. Got a pop-up message from the filter after I enabled pop-ups. Will try again from home.
sorry to clog dooce comments with my troubleshooting…
Mouse, you are so cute!!!
I larned durn near ev’rthang worth larning ’bout religion frum mah dogs. Shee-it. They deep, them dogs is.
Tater chip! He looks so gleefully expectant. Nothin’ like starch, grease, and salt.
Where did everyone go? Don’t you people know that the comments are the only thing keeping me awake at work?! Come on! Entertain me!
love the title of this one!
*Monkey dance for Burdanilex*
Canadian Amy : “Chuck I am not worthy to receive you, but only say the word and I shall be healed.” You almost made me pee my pants. Too many years of Catholic upbringing washed over me just then. Can we build a church for Chuck?
I hear ya’ Burdanilex. I feel awful because I haven’t been as active today at postign comments. WHAT is wrong with me?
That is pretty comical that they were talking about Heather on Fox News. I wonder if Bill O’Reilly knows what “dooced” means? Is it just me, or is Bill O’Reilly a loudmouth, redneck, Bush-loving (in every sense of the word), perverted sicko?
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