In the name of The Father and The Son and The Holy Spirit



  • http://www.harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    once again, the focus is on the snatch of the day…I think it’s time to go drop the kids off at the pool.

  • http://clobberblogger.blogspot.com Colleen from NJ

    PC: poor conversationist?

  • Christie

    I love the title of this one! It reminds me of how happy I am to be out of organized religion.

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ cathi

    dooce envy – that’s good graygirl!

  • http://plazajen.blogspot.com/ Jennifer in Kansas City

    Chuckster! Tradin’ in pizza for the wafer. Next Friday: Confessional Chuck? Will he say the Rosary? Father Chuck, forgive us. We know not what we do.

  • http://clobberblogger.blogspot.com Colleen from NJ

    PC: poo poo caca?

  • http://butterstar.blogspot.com ex-catholic school girl

    No need to worry about Chuck with the priests. If they try anything funny, he can just grease ‘em with his anal sacs.

    If communion had been that tasty, maybe I wouldn’t have left the church.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    That is exactly what I feel, Lily. I said the same thing, but you put it into better words. Leta will definitely be proud of her mother. Having gone through the angst of mental problems myself, including anxiety, OCD and depression, I am proud of myself for taking control of the situation and getting help. It is people like Ass Troll that need to be ashamed, because it is those people that haven’t realized that they need some help.

  • http://prettycrabby.com Em

    Chuck in action!

    Have a great weekend, Dooce and family!

  • http://clobberblogger.blogspot.com Colleen from NJ

    PC: pathetically cranky?

  • http://jaybeeblog.blogspot.com jodi-no-blog (no more!)

    Giggles – I’ve got another one for you. These days you don’t have to take the wafer on your tongue, you can have it in your hand and feed it to yourself. My sister told my nephew that when they hand it to him he had better put it in his mouth and not in his pocket. His logic came up with a reason for that…

    “Because if you put it in your pocket and then forget about it, you’ll get Jesus all over the clothes when Mom does the laundry.” HA!

    Guess he’d had a similar experience with gum.

  • http://www.lineweaver.org/klog kalki

    You know, I probably shouldn’t have put my cat’s ass on my blog this week. He’s gonna hate me forever. Nice Job Mom.

  • http://jbsides.blogspot.com Jodi who blogs

    That is a great picture Heather! I haven’t laughed so hard in ages and I have five kids!

    :)

  • http://clobberblogger.blogspot.com Colleen from NJ

    PC: probably compulsive!

  • http://james jp

    greenthumb- my best friend for a while was mormon, I was always corupting him though I got him to climb to the top of a church and pee off it. I will answer john smith for that one. I think his parents forbid him to speak to me when he came home with a tatoo. I was so in love with him, but after going over the letters from his mission I think he might have been in love with his companion. Elder blow me. I so was not good enough.

  • http://maddenvision.typepad.com/maddenroundtheland/ cathi

    kalki, your kitty has a really nice ass, though

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Striz — my husband only *wishes* I were a lesbian. Part-time, at least.

    “Come on, honey, it tastes just like chicken!”

  • Lily

    To Katie-be-bored-at-work:

    You rock! (And I’m proud of you, too). :)

  • amelia

    Bucky- I’ve got a fish taco for you… do I have to pay you $2???
    Mouse- do you ever try to run away? Head towards Minneapolis as I have a nice warm dog bed for you…

  • http://sistersindance.blogspot.com/ Graygirl

    PC – probably cranky

  • http://www.harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    B4E
    tell him, “I will if you will dear” and then give me call. ;-)

  • http://clobberblogger.blogspot.com Colleen from NJ

    PS: i should know! ha ha ha… sorry, all. feeling a little loony.

  • http://www.laurenbove.blogspot.com laurenbove

    Me mum was never a big one for church and always felt spooked to death. The graphic representation of the host as the body of christ made her throw up upon reciept of her first communion. Priest was a bit miffed, but we have a nice family story.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Yes, Kalki, I was starting to wonder when we would encounter another ass troll. I guess there is never a lack of those! At least we enjoyed a few ass-troll free days.

  • http://james jp

    I love the name amelia.

  • http://sistersindance.blogspot.com/ Graygirl

    PC – poor crack-head!

  • giggles

    _#149 jodi-no-blog (no more!) said at 08:27AM, 03.04.2005:
    These days you don’t have to take the wafer on your tongue, you can have it in your hand and feed it to yourself. My sister told my nephew that when they hand it to him he had better put it in his mouth and not in his pocket. His logic came up with a reason for that…

    “Because if you put it in your pocket and then forget about it, you’ll get Jesus all over the clothes when Mom does the laundry.” HA!_

    Guess he’d had a similar experience with gum._

    Haven’t we all? :-) I am sooo filing these things away for my nephew. I love teasing him but he’s grown up so quickly and he’s so serious all the time now that I have to really come up with some good stuff to make him smile. (rubbing my hands together with a mischievous grin now in anticipation)

  • http://www.lineweaver.org/klog kalki

    Awww, Cathi, I will tell him you said so. Maybe then he’ll find it in his heart to forgive me…

  • http://bucky4eyes.blogspot.com Bucky Four-Eyes

    Amelia — since I’m a good lapsed Catholic, and you’re a Dooce commenter, I’ll give you the Lenten Friday Special price of $1.75. See? I’m still doin’ good works.

    Greenthumb — I’ll try that and let you know. But I’m not letting him see your picture first, else I might lose my man forever!

    Laurenbove — your mom puked during her First Communion? She’s on the party list, for sure!

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Thanks Lily!

    Kalki, I like your cat’s ass. And he looks pretty proud to have his ass on display!

  • http://james jp

    greenthumb- I also forgot to tell you that my daughter inhereted my freckled face, to make her feel better about them I tell her they are angel kisses, and we name them. Do you know how hard it is to keep up with bazillions of freckles? She won’t go for bengie the 112th.

  • http://clobberblogger.blogspot.com Colleen from NJ

    PC: Puny clitoris

  • amelia

    Bucky- I think I have that many pennies right here in my desk. I am not Catholic (but my Mom was), do I still get the Lenten special?

  • http://www.lineweaver.org/klog kalki

    Katie, I’m just glad you were here to say ASS TROLL! Cause nobody says it like Katie-be-bored-at work.

  • http://www.harlowandtheboys.blogspot.com/ greenthumb

    jp, remember the Brady Bunch episode where Jan tries to fade her freckles with lemons…tried that.

    I just get out in the sun as much as I can now, because it makes them explode and form on giant freckle and makes me look tan.

  • http://www.laurenbove.blogspot.com laurenbove

    Oh, Colleen, haha…

    If you’ve ever seen Chyna on celebritysmack.com….you’d rather that than a big one.

    PC: Paltry Condescension

  • http://mommylogue.blogspot.com carson

    one hundred and sixty first?

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    PC – Pessimistic Crackwhore

  • http://dangcold.blogspot.com Dang Cold..

    JP do you look like Pippi Longstocking? :)

  • http://www.lineweaver.org/klog kalki

    oooh, paltry condescension! good one. (nothing like an ass troll to reduce us dooceketeers to name-calling)

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    I love my freckles. Ihave lots and lots, when the sun is actually a presence in my life.

    I don’t tan, I freckle.

  • http://clobberblogger.blogspot.com Colleen from NJ

    lol!! you guys are funny.

  • http://www.laurenstranahan.com Lauren Stranahan

    amen.

  • http://www.xanga.com/bronxie Iraida

    Did he confess his sins first? LOL Great pic

  • http://perfectpeacefarm.blogspot.com Gordon

    My wife’s Seeing Eye Dog(TM) sat alongside my wife during an Epscoipal comminion and the pastor didn’t miss a beat or bat an eye while going down the line. Zach got blessed as well.

  • http://clobberblogger.blogspot.com Colleen from NJ

    I didn’t mean to name call. Merely guessing what PC stood for.
    pootanky crack.

    I. Can’t. Stop.

  • http://james jp

    goodmorning Dang! No, I look like a cross between helen hunt, and brigite fonda. Let me just tell you as a child I was all arms and legs and freckles. I was the only blonde blue eyed freak in all of this latin school.

  • http://www.snickrsnack.blogspot.com Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Paltry Condescension is the best so far. Name calling can be so fun when it involves an ass troll. It is funny that PC is so silent all of a sudden!

  • http://thefathousewife.blogspot.com/ Mrs.Strizzay

    jp your site is broken, or your url link anyway

  • http://www.lineweaver.org/klog kalki

    It’s cool with me, Colleen. I love some good creative name calling.