In the name of The Father and The Son and The Holy Spirit

once again, the focus is on the snatch of the day…I think it’s time to go drop the kids off at the pool.

I love the title of this one! It reminds me of how happy I am to be out of organized religion.

Chuckster! Tradin’ in pizza for the wafer. Next Friday: Confessional Chuck? Will he say the Rosary? Father Chuck, forgive us. We know not what we do.

No need to worry about Chuck with the priests. If they try anything funny, he can just grease ‘em with his anal sacs.

If communion had been that tasty, maybe I wouldn’t have left the church.

Chuck in action!

Have a great weekend, Dooce and family!

Giggles – I’ve got another one for you. These days you don’t have to take the wafer on your tongue, you can have it in your hand and feed it to yourself. My sister told my nephew that when they hand it to him he had better put it in his mouth and not in his pocket. His logic came up with a reason for that…

“Because if you put it in your pocket and then forget about it, you’ll get Jesus all over the clothes when Mom does the laundry.” HA!

Guess he’d had a similar experience with gum.

That is a great picture Heather! I haven’t laughed so hard in ages and I have five kids!

greenthumb- my best friend for a while was mormon, I was always corupting him though I got him to climb to the top of a church and pee off it. I will answer john smith for that one. I think his parents forbid him to speak to me when he came home with a tatoo. I was so in love with him, but after going over the letters from his mission I think he might have been in love with his companion. Elder blow me. I so was not good enough.

Striz — my husband only *wishes* I were a lesbian. Part-time, at least.

“Come on, honey, it tastes just like chicken!”

Bucky- I’ve got a fish taco for you… do I have to pay you $2???
Mouse- do you ever try to run away? Head towards Minneapolis as I have a nice warm dog bed for you…

B4E
tell him, “I will if you will dear” and then give me call.

Me mum was never a big one for church and always felt spooked to death. The graphic representation of the host as the body of christ made her throw up upon reciept of her first communion. Priest was a bit miffed, but we have a nice family story.

I love the name amelia.

_#149 jodi-no-blog (no more!) said at 08:27AM, 03.04.2005:
These days you don’t have to take the wafer on your tongue, you can have it in your hand and feed it to yourself. My sister told my nephew that when they hand it to him he had better put it in his mouth and not in his pocket. His logic came up with a reason for that…

“Because if you put it in your pocket and then forget about it, you’ll get Jesus all over the clothes when Mom does the laundry.” HA!_

Guess he’d had a similar experience with gum._

Haven’t we all? I am sooo filing these things away for my nephew. I love teasing him but he’s grown up so quickly and he’s so serious all the time now that I have to really come up with some good stuff to make him smile. (rubbing my hands together with a mischievous grin now in anticipation)

Amelia — since I’m a good lapsed Catholic, and you’re a Dooce commenter, I’ll give you the Lenten Friday Special price of $1.75. See? I’m still doin’ good works.

Greenthumb — I’ll try that and let you know. But I’m not letting him see your picture first, else I might lose my man forever!

Laurenbove — your mom puked during her First Communion? She’s on the party list, for sure!

greenthumb- I also forgot to tell you that my daughter inhereted my freckled face, to make her feel better about them I tell her they are angel kisses, and we name them. Do you know how hard it is to keep up with bazillions of freckles? She won’t go for bengie the 112th.

Bucky- I think I have that many pennies right here in my desk. I am not Catholic (but my Mom was), do I still get the Lenten special?

jp, remember the Brady Bunch episode where Jan tries to fade her freckles with lemons…tried that.

I just get out in the sun as much as I can now, because it makes them explode and form on giant freckle and makes me look tan.

one hundred and sixty first?

JP do you look like Pippi Longstocking?

I love my freckles. Ihave lots and lots, when the sun is actually a presence in my life.

I don’t tan, I freckle.

amen.

My wife’s Seeing Eye Dog(TM) sat alongside my wife during an Epscoipal comminion and the pastor didn’t miss a beat or bat an eye while going down the line. Zach got blessed as well.

goodmorning Dang! No, I look like a cross between helen hunt, and brigite fonda. Let me just tell you as a child I was all arms and legs and freckles. I was the only blonde blue eyed freak in all of this latin school.

jp your site is broken, or your url link anyway