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How to Charm Me into a Gobsmacked Sober Stupor

HOLY. SHIT. Thank you to anyone and everyone who voted for me in the 2005 Bloggies. I am completely surprised and delighted and astounded and trying to overcome my disbelief at winning those categories especially considering the company I was in. I ususally try to ignore these competitions if only because I don’t do this [...]

The SAT Reasoning Test was WAY easier than this

“What does she have in her mouth?” “A bag of Saltine crackers.” “Why did you give her a bag of Saltine crackers?” “I didn’t give them to her.” “How did she get them, then?” “She crawled over to the diaper bag while I was putting on my coat and when I returned she had them [...]

When this happens, you take the LOOOOONG way home