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When my Dad reads this his head is going to be full of BLEEEEEPs

My father left this morning after being in town for over five days. Unlike my mother’s side of the family my father does not abide the talk of bodily functions and will get up and walk away from you if you so much as insinuate that humans take shits. Luckily for him he got to [...]


One of my former bosses from LA (not THAT boss) is in town, and this is his nine-month-old baby girl. When he told me his wife was pregnant I sent him an email telling him that, by God, let’s all pray she gets her mother’s looks. Not unlike Leta, Odessa looks EXACTLY like her father [...]