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Odessa

One of my former bosses from LA (not THAT boss) is in town, and this is his nine-month-old baby girl. When he told me his wife was pregnant I sent him an email telling him that, by God, let’s all pray she gets her mother’s looks. Not unlike Leta, Odessa looks EXACTLY like her father and she’s cute if not downright fucking precious. DAMN THESE FATHERS AND THEIR DOMINANT GENES.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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