Cautionary photo: Valedictorian and severely anal retentive high-schooler in the making

These were all of my sixth grade projects from just the first semester of the school year: leaf collection, functioning windmill, volcano, miniature replica of the Parthenon, and a pyramid. Do you remember that part in A Clockwork Orange when the doctor comes up to Alex after they’ve deprogrammed him and he shows him a picture of a nest with a few eggs in it and he asks, “How do you feel about these, Alex?” and Alex says, “Eggiwegs! I would like… to smash them!” That’s how I feel about everything in this photo.