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Not for kids, no really

“Carpet muncher. Fur bumper. You know.”

“Fur bumper? I haven’t heard that one.”

“You haven’t heard FUR BUMPER? Even better, what about fur burger?”

“FUR BURGER? Oh my god, you are not serious.”

“Fur burger. It’s a burger, with fur!”

“That sounds like someone’s last name, Furburger.”

“You mean like Billy Furburger?”

“More like Martin. Martin Furburger.”

(Said with exaggerated British accent) “Marty Furburger!”

“Dr. Marty Furburger, OBGYN.”