And he sits next to a kid named Prenter
“She’s got a crush on a guy in her class. Get this, his name is Brackin.” “Brackin?” “Brackin.” “What do you mean, Brackin?” “I mean Brackin as in bric-a-brackin.” “That is not his name.” “It is! And you know what’s even better? HE IS NOT THE ONLY ONE IN THEIR CLASS WHO HAS THAT NAME.” [...]
Wonderland: Because Mother Nature made bottles for a reason
Wonderland: Because Mother Nature made bottles for a reason “Last month a woman nursing her child was asked to leave the plane after she refused to hide under a blanket. She claims [that] none of her breast was showing. As if it matters, that none of the passengers could actually see her. If they can’t [...]
While the family watches a crappy game show
“Oh my God, did you just–” “Dude, you wrote about this on your website. I don’t see why my doing this is a big deal.” “I was sure that you considered what I say about you on my website to be an exaggeration, GEORGE! You doing that again makes what I wrote seem like a [...]
And the holiday season begins
Late yesterday afternoon we drove two hours out to my mother’s cabin in the desert where we will be spending the Thanksgiving holiday with a large number of people who think it is perfectly normal to smell their own farts. My sister and her five kids will be here later today, including the twin five-year-old [...]
Video of a baby laughing hysterically
Video of a baby laughing hysterically His laugh is as meaty as that of a world-weary truck driver who’s been smoking cigars for 50 years. Great way to start the morning. (Thanks, MaryJoK)
