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Recent conversation with my former-Mormon hair stylist

“My boyfriend cannot wake up without a cup of coffee. Like, he will not get out of bed unless there is a cup of coffee waiting for him.” “Wait a second. How do you know this about him?” “Um…” “UM?” “Because he told me?” “Whatever. You’ve been spending the night with your boyfriend.” “PLEASE DON’T [...]

Her hair is the one thing she inherited from me

Begging for a lick of my vanilla ice cream, could you refuse this face?