Overheard at a restaurant, presumably between two people who are very much in love

“I can’t believe you just did that. That’s just so retarded.”

“I really hate it when you use that word like that.”

“What? Retarded? That’s how you’re acting. Retarded.”

“Do you even know how high my IQ is?”

“It can’t be that high because you’re acting retarded.”

“130. My IQ is 130.”

“So what? Mine is 1050.”

“IQ, you idiot, not your SAT score.”