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“How old is he, your step-brother?” “I’m not exactly sure, but I know he’s younger than you.” “Really? Does this make me older than all your step-siblings?” “OH MY GOD, IT DOES. And now that I think about it, you’re older than all of their spouses.” “Get out–” “Yes! You are! Get this: I’m the [...]

Entire Relationships in One Paragraph

Entire Relationships in One Paragraph “We spend the surreal hours from 4 to 6 am in my room, where he cries about his ex-girlfriend and I pat his hand and then we both fall asleep on my bed together, in a completely unromantic way. I never tell my new boyfriend this part.”

Sine curve