The addition of Dame Micro Turdlet to our family has increased the chaos of our lives by about 400 percent, although in the last week I have only wanted to drown her in a pot of chicken broth two or three times. There was this one time, I think I was reading a website or [...]
These are BC Footwear flats that I bought at Shoe Pavillion in San Francisco, but I’m not about to link to the BC website because IT RESIZES YOUR BROWSER. The only thing you can do to annoy me more than that? Maybe gouge out my eyes with the fingernail clippers you use to trim your [...]
The anger quickly turned to anxiety and he thought, maybe if I open my eyes a little wider this will all make sense. And Coco’s all, I can’t even look at you, you look so dumb.
Didn’t get to post this yesterday for several frustrating reasons, so he’ll have to settle for a Valentine tribute a day late. I adore this man, and while sometimes marriage can be more work than it is fun, there is no one in the world who makes me want to work harder.