Nameless Baby Armstrong
Jon: "What about Alexandra?"
Me: "Oooh, I like it!"
Jon: "FINALLY! That's the first time I've suggested a name that you like."
Me: "Because that's the first time you've ever suggested a name!"
Jon: "That's not true."
Me: "Oh, yes it is! Go ahead, list off all the names you've suggested."
Jon: "I've suggested plenty."
Me: "I'M WAITING."
Jon: "There was ..."
Me: "..."
Jon: "... um ..."
Me: "Jon ..."
Jon: "... let's see ... um ..."
Me: "You are totally proving my point."
Jon: "I can't think straight when you're being mean."
Me: "This is not mean. Mean is when I tell our daughter that her father was so uninterested in her that HE ONLY SUGGESTED ONE NAME."
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Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.
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- Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.
- Our fish just died. And I'm sitting here crying. And it wasn't even my fault!
