A couple of days ago I volunteered in Leta’s kindergarten class for a writing workshop they hold every week, and since I show up early for everything I got to talk to her teacher while the kids finished playing outside. She said Leta was integrating well and asked how it was at home with the [...]
A certain segment of this household is offended when I refer to us as a family of four. So I’m going to start referring to us as a family of four plus a moody goth plus a coked-up Zsa Zsa Gabor who barks at leaves. Are you guys satisfied now?