A certain segment of this household is offended when I refer to us as a family of four. So I’m going to start referring to us as a family of four plus a moody goth plus a coked-up Zsa Zsa Gabor who barks at leaves. Are you guys satisfied now?
Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.
