So let’s be honest. When you’re buying gifts for anyone under the age of, “Why does his thing look different than mine?” you’re really just buying for the parents of that someone, either to make their lives easier or because they think it’s cute. That infant someone couldn’t give a shit. We’re getting Marlo some [...]
I cannot help but sing “Firestarter” by Prodigy in my head when Chuck lingers for hours in front of the fireplace communing with God? The Universe? Bob Hope?
A huge snowstorm thrashed the valley over the weekend, and it’s that time of year again when thirty-two pairs of shoes fall into a giant pile right next to the front door. This doesn’t stop the snow or the snow melter from drifting in and leaving huge stains all over the dark hardwood floors. I’m [...]