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Halloween 2010

Thank god it’s ove— oh, hey! Didn’t see you! How was your worst holiday of the year Halloween? Have you shot your kids yet? If not, I’m available for hire! That could be the REAL job I’m always needing to get. UUUUUGHHH. It’s not even the chocolate-feuled, irrational outbursts I dislike so much, although aren’t [...]

Family bonding

Me: “Leta, do you want to help carve this pumpkin?” Leta: “Can I just watch?” Me: “Sure, but don’t you just want to jab it with this knife? COME ON!” Leta: “No, thank you.” Me: “What if I throw in a book? You can read a book afterward.” Leta: “Maybe just one jab.”

November 2010