Marlo woke up at 6 AM on Saturday morning and, having grown suction cups on every limb overnight, attached herself to my body for the next seven hours. I had to be holding her or actively interacting with her every single second. I dated four guys in Los Angeles who acted exactly like that, except [...]
Look who got some new mittens! (Admittedly, this picture does seem a little NSFW.)
This time of year when you drive near the lake it smells of brine shrimp, rusted metal, and a desperate need to believe that this was the right place to settle.