Yesterday while I was out I ran across a stuffed puppy and could not resist bringing it home to Marlo. Okay. Lie. I ran across two stuffed puppies.
When I got home I held them behind my back, but she could see the foot of one of the puppies peeking out and OH MY GOD the squeal.
It shot me straight in the gut and almost knocked me over. I folded up that moment and put it in my pocket.