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Welcome to Armstrong Inn, part five

Before I can wrap up the IKEA guest bedroom project I first have to introduce you to the newest member of our circus. Guys, meet Dane, a close friend of Tyrant and Chief Assembler of IKEA Bedroom Furniture. Dane started out as a close friend of Tyrant, but he very quickly become a close friend [...]

Sing us a song

Would you just look at that sad, misunderstood artist. He took it hard when I told him to stop writing odes to his missing balls.

Bagordy!

Today is my brother’s 40th birthday. This is the two of us looking very much like a happy incestuous couple back in 1993. Happy birthday, big brother. One day I will forgive you for chasing me around the couch that one time and spitting a quarter-sized wad of spit across the room that landed on [...]