You can find me here. “Food rolling out of the shopping bag and around the back of my car is responsible for at least 50% of the murders I commit.” “I love to watch golf when I’m sleeping.” “‘Fever’ is the sexiest love song ever written about strep throat.” “The Cranberries came on the stereo [...]
You guys, he is too old for this shit.
She was about to climb up onto the STHOOL to help me make cookies. The ones that come in a package and are pre-cut and you just tear off the squares and place them in nice little rows on the cookie sheet. We got all Martha Stewart up in here.