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You can just call me Human Xanax

Leta: Mom, am I going to have to get braces?
Me: Hm… that’s not something we can really tell right now. We’ll have to wait until you’ve lost more teeth and see how they all grow in.
Leta: I’m scared to get braces. I really, really, really don’t want …

Buckle Up

I want someone to turn that jacket into a Snuggie and wrap me up like a burrito.

Pavlov

At some point Chuck is going to associate the camera with a treat…

I’m a total sthucker

Yes, I avoid processed foods and sugar in my diet, but that does not mean I won’t give in…