Spoiled Utahn dogs seeking relief on the terra cotta tiles.
To get you reacquainted with your friendly postal carrier.
The soundtrack to this landscape is, “I’m melting! I’m melting!”
Do not even think that this is adorable or cute or sweet, no. Don’t even.
Weathering a heat wave with the help of my family and that which turns Marlo into a Golden Retriever.
Oh, you know. Just having some tea with The Dollangangers.
He is daring you to take him seriously.
We are so excited that we can tweet from planes and our kids will grow up, time travel back, watch us do it, and make the jerk off motion.
Happy Fourth of July, you guys. This is for you.
Everyone who knew me in high school is thinking, “If only your kids could have seen you THEN.”