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A quick lesson in how to get your family to stop reading your website

No, you should never compare owning a pet to raising children. BUT OH THE TEMPTATION.

For your lady

Stun her with a bracelet or a monogramed jewelry box or a purse or, you know, let her cry without asking if she’s taken her medication or if she’s on her period.

Awkward side effects

Headache, indigestion, stuffy or runny nose, back pain and muscle aches, temporary vision changes, dizziness or fainting, and THIS.