An attempt to give this issue the thought and measure it deserves.
Coco may take up sulking in the basement pretty soon if this keeps up.
Because I can’t find the car keys underneath three different phone cords, a battery charger, a package of wipes and a week’s worth of unopened mail.
All of the gang gathered together. Look at how all that sunscreen worked!
Finally I bumped into an animal that didn’t try to attack me or my house, die, or require emergency rescue.
If only he had loyal Internet followers who cared about him at all.
For old time’s sake: DUCKSTHS! SO MANY DUCKSTHS!
Allow Sarah to be a cranky person on the internet and share her personal least favorite words and phrases.
The smell of the lake and bodies covered in DEET.
Making blue, purple, red and orange memories. With worms.