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March 2009

31:
  • Sunrise on the Chrysler Building
  • Black Out Mascara
  • A belated 28 weeks
30:
  • Stinky face
  • Out like a lion
29:
  • Pacific Daylight Time
27:
  • Plush baby blanket
  • Stand off
26:
  • Keeping up with the Jetsons
25:
  • Headed toward Queens
  • Oblivious to the imminent chaos
24:
  • Giving my mother something to brag about
  • Handmade hippo wood teether
22:
  • Little fish
  • This is not what it looks like
  • The dreaded gurgle
19:
  • UR blog sux
18:
  • You say tomato...
  • Sweet Heart OPI nail polish
  • Recovering from all that exhausting sobriety
16:
  • Town Lake
  • Accessories
13:
  • Abbreviated exclamation point
12:
  • Sunbather
  • I think the kids are calling it SQUEE!
11:
  • 26 weeks
  • Earrings
  • Poor imitation of a Botticelli
10:
  • E 51st St
  • Enormous pregnant lady eats Manhattan
  • Eliminating checked baggage
09:
  • After calling her name in a high-pitched squeal
  • The Princess Computer
06:
  • Adding up the frequent flyer miles
  • Call center
05:
  • The four of us
  • Table lamps
04:
  • The secret to our clean floors
  • Skee ball
03:
  • The long-suffering older sibling
  • Flutter sleeve top
02:
  • Lions and tigers and spiders
  • The princess tree
  • Catty
01:
  • Bizkit the Sleep Walking Dog

Heather talks about public tantrums (from kids) on today's Momversation.

  • Bedtime, Leta lingering defiantly in the hallway. Jon: "If you want fart stories, you better get in bed RIGHT NOW."
  • RIP Louis Mortimer Armstrong: http://bit.ly/1R4tv6
  • Hugs and kisses to you, too! RT: @Monkey_Tree: @dooce he probably committed suicide because he was tired of LISTENING TO YOU WHINE.

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