Hedgehog pillow

I ordered this from West Elm about a year and a half ago and it has been a fixture on our bed ever since. And then this morning a reader named Elizabeth forwarded me a link to a story about pygmy hedgehogs and I nearly died. Just go ahead and click that link and see if you can stand it. How do I convince Jon that we need a pygmy hedgehog? Because I’m thinking that if I mention it he might climb onto the roof of the house and jump.