Professor Chuckles

Do not even think about answering your geography questions in incomplete sentences are you even kidding.

Join the bark side

Here is the twelve-year-old Former Congressman participating in our Halloween festivities.

For you occasional reassurance

He is very soon headed to the salon, and they really need to pay attention to his cuticles this time.

This one is ripe for some caption in white Helvetica

Very rarely do I use the flash on my camera, but there are certain instances when it is required.

Opera

“Chi son? Sono un poeta. Che cosa faccio? Scrivo. E come vivo? Vivo. In povertà mia lieta scialo da gran signore rime ed inni d’amore.”

PB and J

Yet another moment in a very necessary recurring series.

The napping house

Hey! Get off his lawn so that he can nap right in the middle of it.

That’s my guard dog

My alarm system is now a sign on my front door that says COCO LIVES HERE.

With the best of intentions

They grow these little pumpkins for this very purpose.

Savoring the last minutes

October comes in like a lamb, and that lamb gets roasted and slapped between two buns by a lion about halfway through.