An apple a day

He’s going to need you to take a few deep breaths.

The new sheriff

No, I didn’t adopt a new dog. But if she goes missing you’ll know where to find her.

Bring on the May flowers

The end of the endless April showers.

Perch

Someone else loves the carpet in this house, too.

The jokes write themselves

It’s like a Mexican prison around here.

You rang?

Where everyone in the house does their primping.

Purple is his favorite color

He’s taking this “happiness” thing a little too seriously.

Greenhouse effect

Creating an artificial spring.

Sharing in my outrage

He is so over this shit.

The face of satisfaction

That crate is destroying his ability to write poetry.