Attention people of the Internet

This? This is for you.

Christmas came really early

I was feeling generous after an excellent meal someone else cooked.

Someone in this house is not taking his Prozac

Chuck’s neuroses have gone into overdrive.

Puppicure

After a long day at the salon.

Nibbles

Shhh! He’s hiding.

Who? What?

Our home alarm system.

It’s a good thing he knows how to swim

It’s an osthean! Of sthnow!

Thoroughly satisfied

He knows exactly what this means.

This is the Internet

Capturing the collective essence of everyone online.

Voiceover

What I imagine Chuck would sound like if he could speak English.