This? This is for you.
I was feeling generous after an excellent meal someone else cooked.
Chuck’s neuroses have gone into overdrive.
After a long day at the salon.
Shhh! He’s hiding.
Our home alarm system.
It’s an osthean! Of sthnow!
He knows exactly what this means.
Capturing the collective essence of everyone online.
What I imagine Chuck would sound like if he could speak English.