The dog whisperer

The pack leader who understands the sequence: exercise, discipline, affection, treats, snuggles, more treats, maybe even a massage.

That time of year again

The annual collaring, and this time it’s pretty badass.

Yes, I am still keeping an eye on you

He is really, really upset with all this unwanted attention. Can’t we all go back to hating each other and stabbing our voodoo dolls?

The best place on earth

Instead of throwing a princess party, we’re having someone dressed in a lab coat show up for Chuck’s next birthday.

From him to you

So much love from his little corner of Utah to you.

Our irreplaceable companion

The blood work is going to come back and indicate that there is too much Morrissey in his system.

La la la la!

This is the reason peanut butter was invented.

The most wonderful time of the year

Christmas colors in May, a perfect metaphor for these next few weeks.

Taco time

And then the house smelled like a fiesta for days.

Aloooohh-haaaah!

What’s the Hawaiian expression for “I am going to pee on your couch”?